Drunk

"Drunkeness is nothing but voluntary madness"

Getting Drunk

You may consume a number of alcoholic drinks up to your constitution modifier. Every drink afterwards requires a con save; failure gives you one level of intoxication, critical failure gives you two.
Levels of Intoxication

Level	DC SAVE	Stage	Effects
1	11	Tipsy	Disadvantage on ability checks
2	13	Drunk	Speed is halved. Assume drunk persona
3	15	Hammered	Disadvantage on attack rolls and saving throws
4	17	Stupor	Gain one exhaustion, will not remember anything for the next 2D4 hours
5	19	Comatose	Unconscious, death saving throw
6	-	Death	Die of alcohol poisoning

Drunk Personas

They say "A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts." Drinking brings out something different in everyone, and once you get to a certain point, it might completely change your personality. Roll a 1d10 to discover who is revealing themselves tonight.

1d10	Persona	Description
1	Sloppy	Highly likely to spill your drink, or someone else's, or anything else you touch. Constant belching, with intermittent farting, which you find hilarious. Completely unaware of wardrobe malfunctions or how loud your voice is. You're stumbling all over the place and need someone else's help to really get anywhere.
2	Sad	Everything is so sad. Remember the good times? Those were great times. Now everything is bad and it's just so upsetting! So stressful! Just make sure you tell your friends that you love them and that you're sorry. Gods, you're so sorry. Do they hate you? They might hate you.
3	Angry	Godsdammit everything is pissing you off and you're sure as hell letting people know. You feel like you just wanna hit something, or someone, or both. Better yet, hit someone with something. See that guy? Beat him up!
4	Horny	You feel really good. Other people? They feel even better. You bet if you got together with someone it'd feel great. Thank the gods so many people here look hot as the nine hells. Forget subtlety, you're trying to get lucky!
5	Flashy	It is too hot in here. Or is it your clothes? It's probably your clothes. Get rid of them; they're too constricting anyway! Nude is way more comfortable! Besides, you got nothing to be ashamed of!
6	Motherly	Goodness gracious, who let all these children out without parental supervision? It's up to you to take care of these babies! Corral them and make sure they have everything they need; warm clothes, good food, and of course, your infinite wisdom!
7	Talkative	You've had so many interesting experiences in your life that you just have to share them with everyone here. Some things might be embellished, others might be complete fabrications, but no one knows that! All you want is to tell them stories!
8	Kleptomaniac	There's a lot of really neat stuff here, stuff you'd really like to have, but they're probably not for sale. That's okay, if you're discreet enough maybe you can just slip it into your pocket and walk away all nonchalant. No one will notice, right?
9	Brave	You really want to impress people here. Maybe you can pull off some tricks! Like jumping from there to way over there, or doing a flip off the table, or drinking something that's on fire! That will definitely make them think you're cool!
10	Fearful	Everything is out to kill you. Shadows are assassins, and laughter around turns into crackling plots of murder. Your fellow adventurers must have hidden motives of travelling with you. It's better to kill first then be killed!