Session 4: Pain & Panic Report

General Summary

Harrow presented the dryad remains to Old Man BadaBe. Old Man Badabe was less the pleasant and suffered a PTSD related anxiety attack. Players eventually figured out he was a former Dortorian Soldier. Elkasionin Soldiers then entered The Village of Barroso & marched up to the tavern the players were staying at. The players then convince Lieutenant Valenti Pastora (the man in charge) to have the ensuring conversation in the tavern. Lieutenant Valenti Pastora agreed but had 6 soldiers accompany him & the players inside. He then interrogated the players about the The Orenaris Vault and the release of General Jacque Dolcroix (especially the 2 former Dortoris Citizen, Azael & Siegfried ). Eventually the Varela Commission showed up and thought "oh hey that guy is a religious bastard, cool" and sorta knocked him out and took him away. Later the wood elves appeared outta fuck nowhere & Lieutenant Valenti Pastora was like "da fuq?". And they were like "how fuck did you get into the vault?", then looked a Cardanfix and were like "oh thats how". Then Amon O'Connor came in and everyone were like "oh yeah that war legend from the war" except the players were like "dafuq?". So then Amon O'Connor was like "ah shit that generals escaped? I hate that bastard! fuck sake..." and then walk off. And people were like well that happened. Then the players were like to Lieutenant Valenti Pastora "look here fucko, we didnt even know about the vault until Brynhildr Wellstone told us about that area being the last place the relic needed to calm the goliaths tits down was seen!". & Lieutenant Valenti Pastora was like "huh good point, your free. Brynhildr Wellstone your under arrested and shit". & thats the story of session 4. I wont lie i got tired of writing this half way through this so i sorta said fuck it and yeah the results show.