Tortuga Gazetteer - Vol. 05.03.29

SALT & BRINE - MASSIVE SUCCESS

Dearest Reader,
As you know, yesterday the last day of the Salt & Brine festival was held. We had a tremendous time with each other, forgetting about the troubles life brings, just celebrating and enjoying the world.
My favourite team won, of course they did, never doubted them even once. Now we await what they will choose as their rewards - maybe great weapons? A boon from the Council? A new ship? A place on one of the greatest crews ever? We wait with baited breath and ready to cheer on any decision they make - as long as it is a good one...
Until then my dearest reader, you will hear again from me tommorow, with the latest news and scoops, just for you!  

ON THE BRIDGE - TODAY WITH VEGEZIATH RAINSTALKER

Dearest Reader,
today I spent a great time with the captain of the Pride of the Pack, we lengthily discussed the topic of vengeance and all the results and implications such an action brings with it. Although while we disagreed in the end, we had a fruitful discussion during which I learnt something fascinatingly interisting.
Magic is apparently much more dangerous than I previously thought. Apparently a curse or spell can actually impact someones life for a long amount of time - who would have thought? Personally, I am impartial when it comes to the topic of magic, but it looks like any of you would have a completely different opinion, how curious, why did you not tell me before, my dearest reader?
 

JOKE OF THE DAY

What do you call a pirate who likes to knit?
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A “yarrrn” enthusiast!
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