Koms "Slippery" Diddinov

Born on November 4th, 1659, Koms Diddinov was born in the Principality of Palischia to a family of swineherds. Working in the slaughterhouse of his village, he learned that swine fat contains a chemical that perfectly facilitates lubrication and movement. After years of research, he perfected the sweat with fruit oil to create a product called "baby oil". Over the next few decades, Diddinov would target individuals across the Kingdom of Albion, Principality of Palischia, and the Cossack Hosts under the alias "Slippery" Diddinov.
When the Northern Empire was founded in 1703, he would create a hideout in the maritime capital of Saint Piotrsgrad. Briefly, he was sent to the Abrahamovich Gulag in Sibir by Tsar Piotr the Grand in 1711, but he escaped using his baby oil that smuggled in. Making his way back to the coast, he hijacked a Northern Fleet corvette under the command of Corvette-Captain Vladimir Romanov (kidnapping the officer and his crew) and sailed for the New World. He was never seen again, but rumors say he now resides in the Sea of Thieves.

Age

55

Date of Birth

4th of November, 1659

Sex

Male