Seventh Senate Session - Agriculture vs. Commerce
General Summary
What up losers its ya boy back again with another banger session report because chase forgot to write one. So basically we at the senate doing boring senate stuff but then some Pluto whore is like guys so you know our epic war with Carthage right? Once we finish beating their shit in we gotta figure out what to do with all this cash we gonna take from them. So he's like what is we do big awesome epic trade things, but Scipio is like, but what if we help the farmers who have been fighting the war. So yadda yadda politics and eventually the farmer team wins after a close vote in the Senate. Anyway so Scipio invites us to these awesome chariot races, but after the first one some guy is like "bro no shot this isn't rigged fr fr on god". So a handful of people go sneak into race mans house and steal a paper or something, Nathan has Nathan lore that we don't know about yet, but we get out whatever. So now Nathan, Eli, Sam, Max, and Chase have decided to get on the frontlines and take part in the races to see what's going on. So they see these bozos doing stuff with our cart so Chase lures one of them over and then tries to knock him out, but instead immeaiteky kills his ass. So now we like uh oh stinky so we hide the body whatever right. So his friends come by and is like bro have you seen him and we like no bro we haven't seen him. But Sam is like eerrrrrm actushually we saw him fall and die and then we hid the body and told no one, tee hee~~. So t=now they on trial and oh now they owe lot of money now Sam broke lol.
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08 Aug 2023
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