TrumpLand Declared an Independent Nation

Founding

"We will be greater than America, greater than China, we will be the greatest nation that this world has ever seen!"

— King Donald John Trump the First

On this day, Donald Trump the First declared that the land that he has acquired over the last year is now officially TrumpLand, and that he along with his Christian advisers will help make this the great nation that the Democrats prevented him from doing when he was President of the United States.