Hoo boy...

Oh, we haven't gotten quite there yet in the campaign! This shall be revealed in due time, my friend. All in due time. I mean don't do time, that would be horrible. I guees what I mean is, you know, when we get there in the story, I'll flip the switch and make the article you're looking for available.
Until then? May I suggest rolling up a backup character? You know, just in case...