Issue 11: Krenko Sabotages Millennial Platform!
General Summary
Rakdos Labor Union workers have scrambled this past weekend to fix the immense damage to the Precinct 4 Millennial Platform Anchor Site in what is being called a terrorist attack by Krenko, notorious Goblin Mob Boss. R.A.M.I. investigators were investigating a possible disturbance in the area when they noticed the presence of goblins, and chose to investigate further. Upon further inspection, the goblins were destroying the magnetic locks that hold the Millennial Platform's anchors in place, allowing the floating hub to land for maintenance and general upkeep.
When investigators arrived on scene, the goblins had already destroyed two of the four magnetic locking mechanisms. With little time to debate, the investigators took heroic action and began to engage with the terrorists. While outnumbered, the R.A.M.I. investigators used their advantageous high ground and cunning to thin the crowd of enemies with arrow and spell alike, resorting to close quarters combat as they approached the magnetic lock site. Upon engaging, R.A.M.I. investigators reported seeing a goblin, mutated beyond comprehension with delirium, a creature that has since been coined a "Gem Stalker". The large creature used its crystalline structure to bash against the magnetic locks, breaking a third locking mechanism.
Fortunately, the investigators were able to dispatch the Gem Stalker before it could damage the final locking mechanism. Upon searching the terrorists, R.A.M.I found orders from Krenko to sabotage the platform, which has been turned into the Azorius Senate to continue building the case against the infamous goblin mafia boss. With the area clear, the R.A.M.I. investigators sought help from the Rakdos Labor Union to immediately begin repairs on the Platform Anchor Site, in hopes of having the site up and running by the time the Millennial Platform lands for its next scheduled maintenance. Captain Adriana, the leader of forces in Precinct 4, was available for comment.
It is clearly an issue that we didn't see this coming. I have already instructed the patrol routes be doubled towards the outskirts of Compton and perimeter areas in the Precinct to prevent this from being an issue. Rest assured the Boros Legion will ensure attacks like this are stopped every time.
Without the perseverance and call to action displayed by these R.A.M.I. investigators, the Millennial Platform would not be able to land in the designated Precinct 4 site, resulting in the endangered lives of those who operate on the platform, as well as the potential that the Millennial Platform could crash due to maintenance issues.
by Zara Zu'un
Precinct 6 Undergoes Construction!
Please exercise caution when travelling around the Deadbridge Chasm in Precinct 6, as it is undergoing construction to improve walkways and make the area more sanitary. While the area is not off limits to Ravnicans, the Boros Legion has posted up a myriad of patrols and garrison points to prevent Ravnicans from getting hurt from falling rocks, debris, and potential diseases spread from the Chasm while it is being renovated.
by Sniffles
Report Date
13 Oct 2024
Dragons Topple Sentinels 4-3!
In a tense fight that came down to the last drive, the Izzet Dragons came out on top against the Sentinels with a fantastic use of audible playcalling from the line of scrimmage. The Sentinels struggled to get anything going in the second half, scoring all of their points early on in the first half, leading the Dragons at halftime 3-1. With a monstrous comeback, the Izzet Dragons set the pace of the second half with their trick plays and hurry-up offense that left the Sentinels on the back foot for the rest of the game. With a bye week coming up in Guildball, be sure to check out your local district apparel stores for team merchandise to represent your team come game time in a few weeks!
by Richard "The Saint" St. Claire
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