Timtens / Mittens

8 years ago, Timtens just appeared at the Thrill Hill looking for work. She appeared as an orcish-looking young woman, but the skat’ra guards and workers didn’t know better, so they put her to work as a courtesan.

Timtens learned many of the various species’ customs, ceremonies, relaxing techniques, and sexual behaviors in the following years. Sometimes the guests visit Thrill Hill to see how she performs one of the various ceremonies of a given culture.

As her reputation grew more and more, she was introduced only to nobles and high-ranking officials of other territories. The leaders of Thrill Hill knew they had a gem among them, and they didn’t want to waste her talent on common visitors.

Everybody was aware of one thing, but somehow nobody bothered too deeply to think that Timtens was perfect for everybody. Every guest, let it be a kobold, lizardman, orc, or hobgoblin, saw something in her that reminded the guest of the most beautiful women of his species. Knowing the differences of said species is highly improbable, if not impossible. How can someone be a lizardman and a kobold at the same time? The secret is that Timtens is neither of them. She is a qat and her true name, following the tradition of her race and using a classical name used by cats prior to the Rending, is Mittens.

Like her kind, Mittens has potent telepathic and telekinetic powers and is also as lazy as any other qats. She figured that if she could hide her true self and plant false memories into the brains of her guests about their visits while hiding her true self from everybody, she could live a beautiful and peaceful life on account of the skat’ra. So far, her plan seems to be working because nobody held her responsible for her activities. Her current goal is to continue to live this life until she is found to be nothing but a grifter.

Mow, mow, meow, prrraawwww

— Mittens