The BONKer

The BONKer TheBONKer +3 Magical Greathammer, Wondrous Item, Artifact, Requires Attunement, Martial Melee Weapon, Heavy, Two-Handed A hammer imbued with the energy to BONK things out of people, including horny, sadness, and bad vibes. Damage: 2d10+3+[Strength modifier] magical bludgeoning damage (the +3 is because it's a +3 weapon), and the enemy must make a Charisma saving throw equal to the damage rolled for the attack. On a fail, all positive or negative effects on that creature end, except for those being actively maintained by a spell that requires concentration, such as Hold Person. A creature can choose to fail this saving throw. You may also choose to strike a creature for zero damage, in which case you still roll the damage die to determine the DC for the saving throw. Price: 6.9k Mercs (Get your mind out of the gutter)