Dragon
Dragons (or dracoforms) are lizard-like beings … blah, blah, blah. You know what dragons are. The big, powerful, magical, rich overlords that mess with your life, most of the time without you knowing it’s been messed with. The colorful deathbreaths that will kill your great-great-great grandkid ninety years from now because you said something about Hans Brackhaus’ hair one day on your MeFeed. Most of what we know for sure about these overweight, scaly control freaks comes from what Dunkelzahn told us on his twelve-hour interview back in 2012 or on his talk show, Wyrm Talk. Of course, he’s dead now, likely a hit by the dragons who opposed us knowing the truth! Dragons see us as slaves to build their hordes, and many of them have lived for thousands of years, biding their time until they finally put us all back in our subservient place. There are a few that seem to be at odds with that “dragons first” culture among them, but whether that is for selfish reasons re- mains to be seen. When in doubt, trust not. Never deal with one, that’s for sure. Although most people think of western dragons when we mention dracoforms, there are other types, including: eastern dragons, western dragons, feathered serpents, leviathans, fire drakes, ice drakes, sea drakes, humanoid-drakes, freshwater serpents, saltwater serpents, wyverns, aitvaras, gorgons, and chimeras. This list is not without controversy, however, with taxon- omists of good regard on all sides. Of these, western dragons, eastern dragons, feathered serpents, and leviathans have particular sub-classifications as young, adult, and great, each with its own peculiarities not found in other dracoforms—at least, not yet. Eastern dragons have a sub-species known as sirrush.
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