The Zerk

Monstrously huge tires. Spikes on the rims and doors. Flames coming out the back mufflers. All these things are key features of the freak machine known only as the Zerk. Barreling down broken roads and rough terrains. The crazies who decided to take ahold of it blast their guns with heads out the window, wildly screaming and letting their cries be echoed in the distance.
This crazy kind of machine roams around the Rocpocalypse, but is known to mostly be seen in the area around the Pitts and even occasionally the Inner Loop. Owners change hands frequently as staying alive inside a vehicle like the Zerk makes people go, well, berserk. Those who say they have driven or ridden in the Zerk are often a bit off their rockers and nobody knows why. It's almost as if two halves of crazy come together for a purely chaos-ridden existence.

Power Generation

Powered by whatever liquid is thrown into the engine (mostly purified chemicals or alcohol). Different owners have different fuels, but whatever is most commonly available is usually what is used.

Propulsion

The Zerk runs like a car got fucked by two monster trucks. It's been tricked out the ass, so propulsion is hard to accomplish at its scale. To get up to speed, it takes a bit of time, but once it's going, it's hard to get it to stop.

Weapons & Armament

There are two machine guns mounted. One is located on top of a vehicle that is accessed by a hatch on the top. The other is on the right back seat's position. There is also a flamethrower that is activated by the driver that shoots backwards from the muffler.

Armor and defense

The vehicle is armored up as far as the cabin goes, bars protecting only the driver-side window. All other windows have been blown out over the years and sheets of metal have been welded on top of each other to increase the defensiveness of the vehicle overall.

RPG Datasheet

Size Category: 3
Armor: 2
Attached Weapons: - 2 machine guns (3 harm) - 1 flamethrower out the back (3 harm close)

Price

10 barter

Rarity

Unique

Length

25ft

Height

18ft

Weight

3 ton

Speed

Max speed of 100mph

Cargo & Passenger Capacity

Holds up to 7 people maximum (unless someone likes riding the roof)