Emperor's Love Paddle

Every leader needs a great weapon to maintain order in their faction.
King Arthur had the legendary Excalibur, Gandalf had his mighty wizard staff, and the Emperor of XXX had the most powerful weapon of all: the Love Paddle.
The paddle is made from the finest sienna-colored, full-grain leather any scrounger could find. The blade of the paddle is decorated with three embroidered, glowing hearts and when used releases an aroma similar to decadent roses. Touched by the maelstrom, this elegantly made leather tool seems to bend the will of those repeatedly tapped (or spanked) by it. This spectacular weapon was used to discipline the Emperor's followers if they fell out of line, brainwashing them into blindly pursuing any of his commands.
One evening, after a gratifying assembly of his subjects, the paddle was “misplaced” amongst the crowd. The Emperor started a witch-hunt for the majestic antique, questioning all his subjects one by one making sure to leave no stone unturned. Though, without his paddle, the Emperor started losing control of some of his mutts.
As the days went on, the Emperor noticed more and more of his citizens had not shown up to one of his evening soirees. Less people appeared to be attending the daily whippings. It seems another leader has emerged in XXX and has gained control of quite a few of the mutts by using the paddle.
Now, the Emperor and his remaining loyal crew is on the hunt for the traitors who stole his precious weapon of mass seduction.

Mechanics & Inner Workings

The maelstrom fuels this fine work of embroidered leather, giving it the magical features it possesses.

Significance

Personal significance to the Emperor.

Item type

Unique Artifact

Rarity

Unique

Weight

7 Ibs

Dimensions

About 2 feet long with a thickness of 1.5 inches.

Base Price

Priceless