Fur: How to Keep Children Away from that Spooky Cave in the Forest

Deep inside the forest cave lives a monster covered in rancid fur and rock-like scales. It's triangular face is dominated by one large eye in the center of its head, and three more to either side of it. Seven glittering, black, compound globes that shine with ancient horror. It's horned spine and fleshy, mutated body resemble nothing so much as an aberration from an eldrich nightmare.

It has a tongue that's 20 feet long that it uses to scoop up naughty children for dinner! It gobbles them down with jagged teeth and swallows them into an armored stomach with enough space for an entire classroom.

It is a vile predator with a deafening cry that can terrify any living thing. It's proceeded by a grotesque stench, like petrifying flesh. This otherworldly, winged terror will drown you alive with its boiling steam breath.

Never, ever venture into the depths of the forest cave, for if you should invade its well-hidden lair, you'll die between its teeth.


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