Psiborn

It's amazing how long 1949 has been. It was only nine months ago that all of the sinkholes started appearing everywhere. We never did find why the government was so keen on making sure that no-one got anywhere near them. It saw only seven months ago that the government suddenly started cracking down on psychics, palm readers, and clairvoyants out of nowhere. I know they are scam artists, but why the sudden interest in them. But over course, all of that pales in comparison to whatever happened two months ago. For some reason, hundreds of important people in government and industry just stopped doing their jobs. Some of them became violent and attacked anyone they saw, some began working on bizarre project, while still others claim that they couldn't possibly do their job because they are, in fact, sunflowers. Since then, power and telephones have been on and off at best. Rumors of monsters lurking in the woods are running rampant. And worst of all, it is almost impossible to get your hands on a King Cola. So, join me in welcoming in 1950. Here's to hoping it is more normal. But since I just saw a flying saucer out the window, I'm going to betting it won't be.