Starfinder Society Temp Employment Letter
The document reads as follows:
Dear Esteemed Contractor, Greetings from the Starfinder Society!
We are thrilled to welcome you into the expansive and benevolent embrace of the Starfinder Society, now a cherished subsidiary of the illustrious Interstellar Systems Syndicate Conglomerate (ISSC). The Starfinder Society's new parent company, the ISSC, shares our commitment to exploration, knowledge, and unity among the stars. With our combined might, we are poised to take interstellar cooperation to new heights.
We extend our warmest gratitude to you for embracing the many opportunities that lie ahead in your "temporary employment" with us. Your decision to accept the risks and responsibilities involved is a testament to your unparalleled dedication to the cause of enlightenment. Rest assured, your exceptional performance may open doors to future collaboration within the sprawling ISSC family. The stars are the limit, and we're excited to see your potential soar.
Compensation will be dictated by your stellar performance as an agent of the Starfinder Society, and we assure you that the ISSC has a steadfast commitment to fair remuneration for its valued employees. Inclusivity, fairness, and interstellar harmony are the cornerstones of our corporate philosophy.
Your mission awaits you at Docking Bay 94, where you will rendezvous with our esteemed agent, Duravor Kreel. Agent Kreel has a distinguished record of service within the Starfinder Society, and he eagerly awaits the opportunity to provide you with the details of your task. While we don't possess the precise details, we trust in Agent Kreel's competence to guide you towards success in your endeavor.
Now, in compliance with the esteemed ISSC's corporate policies, we are obliged to include the following legal lingo for your consideration:
By accepting this temporary employment with the Starfinder Society, you acknowledge and agree that the Starfinder Society and its parent company, the ISSC, shall not be held liable for any injuries, death, or disfigurement that may occur during the course of your employment. We strongly encourage all employees to take necessary precautions and use their best judgment while carrying out their duties.
Once again, we express our sincerest gratitude for your partnership in this endeavor. May your journey among the stars be filled with enlightenment, discovery, and endless possibilities.
Best regards,
Chiskisk
ELC, Starfinder Society
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