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Kobold session, 212/5/17: Three kobolds in a trench coat sneak into an amusement park. They sneak past the burnt-out, apathetic staff, fight some goblins, have a good time, and steal a bunch of gold coins. They take the gold coins back to their boss, a big red dragon, who points out that the coins are actually just chocolate wrapped in gold-covered foil.
255/11/14: Kurt, Kali, and Ella meet underneath a castle near a small town named Wooldale. Some cultists there summon a friendly young fiend named Dust. Dust didn't want to be summoned and is willing to pay the party 3000 gold if they can return him home. The party escapes, finding a mysterious dagger and fighting cultists along the way. A person in silvery armor shows up to take the dagger away, and gives the party some magic stuff for their trouble.
255/11/17: The party fights an insane drugged rat in the basement of an Orangewasps.
255/11/26 to 255/11/27: The party arrives in the city of Pearlcliff as part of their journey to the city of Saint Arton, where they imagine they'll be able to figure out how to get Dust home. They meet a merchant named Ander. Ander has three scars over his left eye and one over his right eye. He pays them to do various quests, and offers to help them travel to their destination.
Cat session, 255/11/27: In the city of Pearlcliff, three cats go about their day. They watch as a mouse turns into a not-cat with three scars over its left eye and one over its right eye. The not-cat turns into a sort of dragon and kills some bad guys. They also meet a three-headed cat that's accompanied by a jade-green puppy and a person named Dust, who's waiting for his friends to finish a quest in the sewers. Dust is actually capable of communicating instead of making meaningless mouth noises like most humanoids do.
255/11/27 to 255/11/29: The party discovers that Ander is secretly a young dragon. They raid a pirate base for him, rescuing a family of three drow and acquiring some loot.
255/11/30 to 255/12/1: The party arrives in Khrus, the Noetherian Empire's capital. They get to watch as a giant sea serpent attacks, destroying a ship and killing an angel before being driven off by another angel. They throw a party for Va, a teenage boy who's one of the three drow that they rescued from the pirate base. Dust seems to get along well with Va. They prepare to take a boat upriver to Saint Arton, fighting a strange zombie attack along the way.
Cult session, 255/12/1: Three nihilist pleasure-seeking transhumanist goose-worshipping cultists, fresh from unleashing some zombies to attack civilians, do various tasks for their cult. Along the way, they spend the lives of 8 or so lower-ranking cultists, which isn't a big loss. Several mysterious people appear, and their leader, a person wearing silvery armor, arrests the cultists by promising them cookies.
255/12/1 to 255/12/15: The party spends two weeks traveling by boat to Saint Arton. Along the way, Ella spikes some beverages with mushroom-based laxatives and Kurt gets dragged into a bit of trouble.
255/12/15 to 255/12/16: The party arrives in the city of Saint Arton. They meet with Kali's brother, Bathin, a student at the Cantor Academy, one of two prestigious universities in the city. He lets them stay at his apartment for now. He also takes Dust and Kali to see some professors who might be able to help with their respective conditions. One professor seems to know how to get Dust home, although there are some complications that might take a few weeks to resolve.
255/12/17: Ander, seriously injured and in his dragon form, crashes through the apartment skylight in the early morning, claiming that he was attacked while hunting geese in a park. He sends the party on a quest to clear out a warehouse for him, where they defeat two manticores and some walking beer kegs, and are paid 100 gold each as compensation.
255/12/19: The party catches several criminals, getting a grand total of 30 gold for their trouble. They also resurrect their insane drugged rat, which told them to subscribe to its OnlyRats and committed microaggressions, among other things.
255/12/19 to 255/12/24: The party goes on a journey in the underdark. They fight a drider and some giant flying pigs, meet a giant spider named Stan and a gnome ceremorph named Tsarly. They also learn that drow society has recently become friendlier and more tolerant due to a civil war.
255/12/24 to 256/1/14: The party has some downtime, chats about embarrassing moments, and completes a quest for a half-elf named Peter, who's friends with Kurt. Ella gets jury duty.
255/11/14: Kurt, Kali, and Ella meet underneath a castle near a small town named Wooldale. Some cultists there summon a friendly young fiend named Dust. Dust didn't want to be summoned and is willing to pay the party 3000 gold if they can return him home. The party escapes, finding a mysterious dagger and fighting cultists along the way. A person in silvery armor shows up to take the dagger away, and gives the party some magic stuff for their trouble.
255/11/17: The party fights an insane drugged rat in the basement of an Orangewasps.
255/11/26 to 255/11/27: The party arrives in the city of Pearlcliff as part of their journey to the city of Saint Arton, where they imagine they'll be able to figure out how to get Dust home. They meet a merchant named Ander. Ander has three scars over his left eye and one over his right eye. He pays them to do various quests, and offers to help them travel to their destination.
Cat session, 255/11/27: In the city of Pearlcliff, three cats go about their day. They watch as a mouse turns into a not-cat with three scars over its left eye and one over its right eye. The not-cat turns into a sort of dragon and kills some bad guys. They also meet a three-headed cat that's accompanied by a jade-green puppy and a person named Dust, who's waiting for his friends to finish a quest in the sewers. Dust is actually capable of communicating instead of making meaningless mouth noises like most humanoids do.
255/11/27 to 255/11/29: The party discovers that Ander is secretly a young dragon. They raid a pirate base for him, rescuing a family of three drow and acquiring some loot.
255/11/30 to 255/12/1: The party arrives in Khrus, the Noetherian Empire's capital. They get to watch as a giant sea serpent attacks, destroying a ship and killing an angel before being driven off by another angel. They throw a party for Va, a teenage boy who's one of the three drow that they rescued from the pirate base. Dust seems to get along well with Va. They prepare to take a boat upriver to Saint Arton, fighting a strange zombie attack along the way.
Cult session, 255/12/1: Three nihilist pleasure-seeking transhumanist goose-worshipping cultists, fresh from unleashing some zombies to attack civilians, do various tasks for their cult. Along the way, they spend the lives of 8 or so lower-ranking cultists, which isn't a big loss. Several mysterious people appear, and their leader, a person wearing silvery armor, arrests the cultists by promising them cookies.
255/12/1 to 255/12/15: The party spends two weeks traveling by boat to Saint Arton. Along the way, Ella spikes some beverages with mushroom-based laxatives and Kurt gets dragged into a bit of trouble.
255/12/15 to 255/12/16: The party arrives in the city of Saint Arton. They meet with Kali's brother, Bathin, a student at the Cantor Academy, one of two prestigious universities in the city. He lets them stay at his apartment for now. He also takes Dust and Kali to see some professors who might be able to help with their respective conditions. One professor seems to know how to get Dust home, although there are some complications that might take a few weeks to resolve.
255/12/17: Ander, seriously injured and in his dragon form, crashes through the apartment skylight in the early morning, claiming that he was attacked while hunting geese in a park. He sends the party on a quest to clear out a warehouse for him, where they defeat two manticores and some walking beer kegs, and are paid 100 gold each as compensation.
255/12/19: The party catches several criminals, getting a grand total of 30 gold for their trouble. They also resurrect their insane drugged rat, which told them to subscribe to its OnlyRats and committed microaggressions, among other things.
255/12/19 to 255/12/24: The party goes on a journey in the underdark. They fight a drider and some giant flying pigs, meet a giant spider named Stan and a gnome ceremorph named Tsarly. They also learn that drow society has recently become friendlier and more tolerant due to a civil war.
255/12/24 to 256/1/14: The party has some downtime, chats about embarrassing moments, and completes a quest for a half-elf named Peter, who's friends with Kurt. Ella gets jury duty.
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