Bianca Sprinklage
Princess Bianca Olenna Priscilla Sprinklage
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
had liposuction one or seven times
Special abilities
accessorizing, snorting coke, doing shots, coming up with insults, hating poor people
Apparel & Accessories
a crown or a ponytail; cheerleading uniform from the years 717 to 735, though she sometimes whipped it out on special occasions; dresses
Specialized Equipment
fake tan
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Princess Bianca Sprinklage was born in 713 ACE, whilst her mother was getting her nails done. The fumes from the nail polish probably damaged Bianca's brain.
In 717 ACE, Bianca punched her first peasant and formed the Highgarden Cheerleaders (aged four).
She was admitted to the school at Wun Wun. She spent most of her time cheerleading at football games and partying hard with the frat boys of Alpha Alpha Alpha Alpha. She always admired Ciad Sand's famed exploits - especially the time he threw an omega like a javelin across a field.
Her older brother's (Loras I and Alester I) didn't like her very much because she wasn't political enough and wasn't interesting in stuff that they thought was appropriate.
She spends most days doing lines of coke, putting on fake tan and drinking. She never put on weight because her diet consisted of pills and vodka.
When she was 17 (730 ACE), she got a job as an underwear model and remained working for them until she was 39 (752 ACE).
Her brother Loras I (a.k.a. Loras the terrible) was killed by Ciad Sand. Both Bianca and Alester I were happy because neither liked him. Loras had started a war with House Sand, however Bianca didn't realise because she was too busy partying and hanging out in drug dens with her lovers and fellow cheerleaders.
In 731 ACE, she was crowned from queen 47 times. Everyone loved her so much they wanted an encore. There were 108 after parties for her proms and they are still remembered as being wild. At one of them, 18 people drowned in the pool because of a bad batch of drugs, and at another there was a duel because some of the footballers were fighting over who would take Bianca to the next prom.
She had six overdoses in 735 ACE, resulting in her being banned from church and being married off to …….. by her brother Alester I, to ensure a good political alliance and to try and stop Bianca from being such a party girl. Unfortunately, her husband didn't care so her behavior continued.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
to have a good time and look good
Savvies & Ineptitudes
she is bad at being nice, she is bad at being sober, she is bad at dressing badly, she is bad at not buying coke
Likes & Dislikes
accessorizing, wearing browns, doing coke, wearing dresses, being crowned prom queen, putting on fake tan, drinking alcohol, chewing gum, stabbing peasants and people wearing bad clothes, guys in varsity jackets, getting man-pedis, hating people who are poor or uncool, going to mad seshs, partying with sesh heads
Social
Hobbies & Pets
has two dogs: a chihuahua named Magnum and a white poodle named Titon
Speech
when she speaks it sounds like she is chewing gum, though she rarely does after she was diagnosed with an addiction to a gum brand called Juicy Coke. She only stopped because she heard from her masseuse (Fabia) that it made your hair fall out and made your nose bigger
Wealth & Financial state
very rich, family money as well as money made when she modelled for some underwear magazines from when she was 17 till she was 39.
Species
Ethnicity
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Princess, Prom Queen, cheerleader, cover girl, double page spread girl
Age
705
Date of Birth
some point in 705
Circumstances of Birth
born when her mother was getting her nails done, the fumes probably damaged Bianca
Circumstances of Death
sad because most of her party crew had overdosed or stopped clubbing
Birthplace
Highgarden
Children
Gender
female
Eyes
blue eyes
Hair
blonde, permanently in a pony tail or decorated with a crown
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
fake tanned
Quotes & Catchphrases
"Eww... poor people", "Get away from me peasants", "Where's my fake tan?", "Give me the coke", "This is not a cheer-ocracy, I am the cheer-tator, I will make the cheer-isions around here, and I will deal with the cheer-onsequences".
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