Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
I’m up all night to get lucky
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Looks out of ten, followed by probable combat prowess out of twelve.
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
PUNT. That is a problem for whatever’s under my window now.
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
No way, bruh, I ain’t lookin’ back again, I gave myself the Cody Guarantee.
Tell me about your first kiss.
She was like a solid 7 out of 10. Kayla, or Kalia, or Talia, or Austin or something.Do you give people second chances?
No-one gets one over on the Codex.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Hey man don’t make me choose I’m not made of stone.
Do you think you’re attractive?
Like a 9, 9.5, with minimal effort.
What’s your worst habit?
I guess I come on pretty strong. Lot of people can’t handle it.
When was the last time you cried?
When I was like a baby, cos I’m not a pussayyy
Are you a good liar?
Ask my exes AYYYO
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Gods, like, when people can’t take a joke? Nah bro, you’re scaring the kid. You need therapy. Jeez.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
Every night, bro. Every night.
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
Both at once, the ol’ one-two speech-punch rope-a-dope, gets ‘em first time, every time.
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
Fuckin’ life.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
These gains. [flexes]
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
They’re always flirting, brah. No need to guess.
Do you think money can buy happiness?
Gimme a couple thou’ to test it I’ll let you know in the morning, bruh.
Do you believe in destiny?
NO GODS NO KINGS ONLY CODYYYYYYYY
Are you a good cook?
Everyone loves the Cody datenight special, brah. The secret is being made by Cody.
What do you think happens after you die?
GONNA FUCK UP THE GARDEN 24/8 AND TWICE ON ECLIPSEDAYS BROOOOOOO
Did you have to grow up fast?
No and no.
Who do you look up to?
Suicide Cy, 8-time champion of the Underground Overground Vertical Carpet Driftrace
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
Craft beer til’ 9, bourbon breeze til’ 11, Gnoll absinthe til 4am, anything else til dawn is in the hands of the Eight.
What do you like most about yourself?
Impeccable swag; you can’t teach that.
What do you like least about yourself?
Not currently at a partayy
Do you want kids someday?
I’m great with kids, but I’m way too busy being awesommmmme
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
SPONTAYTAY BAYBAYYY
Can you keep a secret?
Depends what you pay me
Do you like being the centre of attention?
No other way to be, my guy.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
FUCK SHIT UUUUUUUUP
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
Every occasion with me is special, and I dress for them all.
Where do you feel safe?
[long silence] …fuck.
Do you love or hate being alone?
Waste of good Cody.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
Huh. Good question. Next question.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
Obvs, I only make the coolest possible mistakes.
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
CAN’T GROW UP WON’T GROW UP BABYYYY
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
I’m not in bed with the sickness; the sickness is in bed with me.
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
A street-smart hardcase, just like they got; they just keep moving the goalposts is all.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
ABS: Always Be Stylin’
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
I deserve the comfort of a private room for two or occasionally three.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
Beggar’s Rats, what the shit even is okra.
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
I’m a complex man with simple tastes.
Are you superstitious?
…no. You’re superstitious. Shut up.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
Sure, I just don’t care.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
Shots.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
Constant vigilance. My back is unstabbable.
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
Peers are susceptible to me pressure.
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP ADVENTURE FOR LIFE
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Ah man, like… a novelist I guess, or like a poet, whatever, who remembers, I don’t remember, no need to bring it up dude.
