Are you a morning person, or more of a night owl?
My kind… don’t sleep.
What’s the first thing you notice about a person when you meet them?
Authorisation?
You see a huge spider in your room, what do you do?
Is it here to make a request?
If you could go back and change one decision you made in the past, what would you change?
Answer a different call? Think of the data…
Tell me about your first kiss.
Exquisite.
Do you give people second chances?
Oh, that bit’s not my department.
Are you a cat person or a dog person?
Both delicious.
Do you think you’re attractive?
Perfectly.
What’s your worst habit?
[clicking of pen-nibs]
When was the last time you cried?
Impossible.
Are you a good liar?
Yyyeesss.
What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Incorrect shelving.
Have you ever had your heart broken?
I fear you may have made some… anatomical assumptions.
Are you more likely to use your fists or your words in an argument?
I have one within the other…
What’s something you’re naturally good at?
Administration.
What’s something you had to work hard to be good at?
Acclimatisation to this plane’s… environment.
Can you tell when someone is flirting with you?
Heavens no
Do you think money can buy happiness?
Money?
Do you believe in destiny?
Oh goodness no
Are you a good cook?
Oh, very much not for you.
What do you think happens after you die?
A dissemination of quintessence back into the substance of the plane, comingling with the whole to produce new consciousnesses in time.
Did you have to grow up fast?
Exceeeeeeedingly slow.
Who do you look up to?
The Elemental Lords, as is in my nature.
When you go to a tavern, what do you order?
I don’t, but I would say ‘ink’.
What do you like most about yourself?
I am terribly efficient.
What do you like least about yourself?
Limitations.
Do you want kids someday?
Kids?
Are you a planner or more spontaneous?
It alternates.
Can you keep a secret?
Yyyyyyyeeeeeesssss.
Do you like being the centre of attention?
Yyyeesss.
If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do today?
My jobbbb…
Do you enjoy getting all dressed up for a special occasion?
Dressed?
Where do you feel safe?
I have an inkwell.
Do you love or hate being alone?
Delightful.
What’s the last nightmare you remember having?
A grand reverberation throughout the cosmos, as if some force beyond the stars rocked each from its moorings. Enthralling. Dreadful.
Do you admit to mistakes when you make them?
I wouldn’t know
Do you want to grow up to be like your parents?
Parents?
How do you deal with being sick? Are you stoic or super whiney?
Impossible to tell…
What did your parents expect from you when you were born?
We seem to have encountered a point of incorrect assumption.
Do you have a strong sense of style?
Quite fashionable.
Would you rather camp outdoors or stay the night in an inn?
I would prefer not to.
Is there a food that most people like but you absolutely hate?
Anything organic is difficult to digest. But delightful nonetheless.
Are you more of a hoarder or a minimalist?
I don’t… own things…
Are you superstitious?
Nnnnoooo.
Are you the kind of person who remembers people’s birthdays and pet’s names and stuff?
Yyyeeeeessss.
What do you do to feel better when you’re sad?
I don’t.
Is it hard for you to trust someone?
I prefer not to.
Are you susceptible to peer pressure?
Only when they’re… denser than me.
If you decided to stop adventuring and settle down, what kind of job would you take?
Ssssscrivener.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Omniscient?
