Potion Trail a Simple well paid task number three

Cultural event

The third trial of Potions from the Alchemist Journeyman himself, Farkas. Who knows what will happen when OSHA helps him out.

POTION TRIAL – A SIMPLE, WELL-PAID TASK NUMBER THREE   My client is looking for research subjects to take his potion, perform a simple task while under its effects, and report back on any side-effects. Extra money will be paid if the simple task is accomplished well. You will find me at my office near Briggsfall’s docks. – Farkas, Alchemist Journeyman   Reward: 400 GP per surviving test subject +200 GP per test subject on successful task accomplishment   This was a weird mission for me (Growthan) to go on but I also figured that drinking potions isn’t that bad because I’ve done that before. Different people came with me on this mission. There was a Strange pale lady (Sybaris) and a very big cat (Florda) although he keeps saying he’s not a very big cat so I won’t call him one anymore. Once we got to the potion maker they had the drinks ready and were giving me a warning about something but I didn’t listen very well but still shook my head like Ms. Kama said to do when a person is talking to you. After drinking the potion Growthan woke up in a strange new lady's body and smelled a lot like cookies which was a bad thing cause I really like cookies. After being called by a strange elf lady (who I was only a little shorter than because I was also taller in cookie lady’s body), she told us that we need to somehow get 3 people married in 3 days or we would fail whatever we are supposed to be doing. After consorting with the other two elf people that were there (I later found out that it was Florda and Sybaris) we decided that it doesn’t have to be us that get married but others can as well. The first day was a cool party where a random elf said that he recognized me (I had no clue who he was which I was later told was a failure of my potion only and it wasn’t “adjusted” for a child’s mind even though I’m an adult) but decided to do some cool goblin dancing with him until I got really distracted by some snacks coming by. The next day Florda and Sybaris were really desperate to get people married but I was really loving the random guy's bread business and decided that I was going to marry him for the bread so I ran to the Strange elf lady who started preparing the wedding that day after I proposed to the Bread Elf (random elf guy). While that was going on I heard that Sybaris was planning on getting the Strange Elf lady and the Old Man elf to get married while Florda tried getting his elf sister married somehow. At the end of the day I got married to Bread Elf, Florda’s Elf sister got married to the garden wizard, and Florda got it on with Old Man Elf’s son that he’s kinda been eyeing the entire time. After succeeding Sybaris decided to hang out with the elves more after offering her services to the strange elf lady. Then suddenly we all woke up in our normally bodies again and Sybaris left for the elves (I should send her a message to check on her). THE END! -Growthan