POTION TRIAL – A SIMPLE, WELL-PAID TASK

Cultural event

Infiltrating a honey festival as bears goes so, so right, and honey mysteriously goes missing from the vault.

POTION TRIAL – A SIMPLE, WELL-PAID TASK   My client is looking for research subjects to take his potion, perform a simple task while under its effects, and report back on any side-effects. Extra money will be paid if the simple task is accomplished well. You will find me at my office near Briggsfall’s docks. – Farkas, Alchemist Journeyman   Reward: 400 GP per surviving test subject +200 GP per test subject on successful task accomplishment   Participated: Lisse and Florda   Report 0028 Filed at Briggsfall Office   Potion Trial- Simple, Well- Paid   "Hello OSHA,   I will be telling you what I witnessed, Lisse Hunaja Medovina, with a Dr. Florda Jones, when we completed the Farkas’s “Potion Task”. We first went into his Alchemist Store, which I must admit did seem to have some unusual security measures. (I.e., There was only one darkened window) In there we met Farkus, a gnome Alchemist, who told us about the Honey festival happening two days away, which his employer, who Mr. Farkus is not at liberty to say who that employer is, entered a honey that would not be suitable for consumption. We had to try his potion, which would turn us into bears, and recover the honey, and report of any side effects. There was good news, that there was also a druid convention happening on the same fairgrounds, which gave us an alibi if anyone saw us wild shape or act unusual. We were given 6 potions to choose from which represented different bears. I chose the one that represented the Holy Sunbear, while Dr. Jones chose the panda one. We arrived at the fairgrounds and tried to scope out where the honey was and if there was anything to help us in our quest. I sadly was distracted by some eager guests who wanted to know more about my dress, and bees. Dr. Jones did find out where the vault was and that it was guarded in shifts by twin goliaths. That and no wild shape or familiars were allowed at the honey festival. We decided that we would create an unseen servant to tunnel into the backside of the vault with bear commands and replace Farkus’s employer’s honey with my own honey. Sadly, this plan did not work on account of us turning into bears. (Please continue reading on other page)"   "...Apparently in my bear state, since bear is the holy destroyer, I was no longer in contact with my bees, thus not allowing my unseen servant to exist. Not only that, I did not have access to any of my items including my honey until I was back to my regular form. Dr. Jones I believe had the same issue. Though we did get some sick clothes from the druid donation pile.   Dr. Jones decided to be ADORABLE and bumbled his way to take down the sign that sad “No wild shape, or familiars” to give us an excuse if we were found out. I then proceeded to get some honey from the druid after I told her a tale of woe, in bear. We overheard the event coordinator telling the goliaths guards in order to find the password to enter the vault they had to look for the eggs. I was lucky enough to use my bear nose to find most of the eggs. Which contained the clues for the passcode which we were able to guess and enter in the building. Dr. Jones then proceeded to bumble adorably to distract the guard before his shift ended to while I entered into the vault. Once the shift entered. Dr. Jones told me that we had an hour before the shift started again to get the honey and leave. Sadly, the honey was protected by magic. To stop the magic beams, we had to throw something at some targets. Dr. Jones gnawed on some bamboo looking sticks into order to have makeshift javelins so we can throw them on the targets. We proceed to deactivate the magic! We proceed to swap the honey, and get out of there by digging out the other side. In order to kill some time before the potions wore off we decided to perform for the children to give us more of an alibi. After 5 hours, the potion’s effects wore off and I believe I am back to baseline, as well Dr. Jones. We went back to Farkus, and proceeded to give back his employers honey, and told him of any side effects. It was deemed we did a good enough job and got our gold. Thank you seeing this report I wrote,   Lisse Hunaja Medovina "