Globaba, The First Changeling
Globaba, Cardinal, The Trickster, all names of the man with no real form.
Divine Domains
Commerce and Communication
Holy Books & Codes
"How to make 1000 Gold: Two Easy Steps"
The book is written by a man named Cardinal, is sold in few locations for specifically 1000 gold.
Despite being a thick book, two pages are filled out. The first one says to make a book and sell it, the second page tells the reader to "Get Fucked."
The book is written by a man named Cardinal, is sold in few locations for specifically 1000 gold.
Despite being a thick book, two pages are filled out. The first one says to make a book and sell it, the second page tells the reader to "Get Fucked."
Tenets of Faith
-Get rich
-Sell stuff
-Sell stuff
Holidays
Despite not being directly involved in the celebration of the yearly Larc Market, he loves the holiday and considers it his being the newly appointed god of commerce, having passed down the title of God of Trickery to Faelon.
Divine Goals & Aspirations
Money.
Physical Description
Body Features
Globaba is a special sort of changeling, where other changelings simply mimic an existing person and have strange pale skin or other characteristics, Globaba actually has no physical body and can polymorph himself entirely at will into whatever he pleases.
Special abilities
Complete omniscience, he always knows when you're ready to overcharge yourself on an item you might need.
And he will be there to scam you.
And he will be there to scam you.
Specialized Equipment
He has secured himself a carriage that is far too big on the inside, acting as a small extraplanar portal capable of holding his entire shop's stock at once and is able to jump across planes and teleport long distances.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
The living myth himself, Globaba was crafted into existence by his god-like mushroom brother, Gloglungis, to act as a protector of the Fae. Globaba however did not really want to do that and went about his own schemes and machinations. He regularly pulled pranks on the royalty of the Fae and traveled to the material plane to do the same to them, disliking the idea that a few luckier souls were able to rule over thousands of others.
He went about these tricks for thousands of years until eventually, with time, he managed to convince and trick others into believing he was the God of Tricks.
And it worked.
It worked really well.
The belief of millions of mortal and Fae lives believing he was in fact the God of Tricks essentially fed him like prayer and he ended up becoming the actual God of Tricks, allowing him to continue his pranks and tricks with more ease than before.
As the land of the Fae evolved eventually a council formed, to keep the chaotic Fae in check to an extent, and Globaba being one of the only Fae gods was invited to this council.
He declined however, content with his status as a god who rarely intervened and when he did, it was not to push fate in a different direction. His council position was taken up by a different changeling, one far less powerful but infinitely more cocky who he absolutely loathed, but he did nothing with this hatred, simply living his best life in his small cabin next to an ever shifting lake.
He continued his tyrannical tricks for years to come, never getting bored until one visit into the Material Plane and he came across a freshly razed village. Lord Chaffinch's forces still heard marching off in the distance. He shrugged, nothing he has never seen before and began wandering through the ruins, pilfering whatever he could to sell off later to another adventurer until in one of the houses he found two survivors hidden away in a compartment of the house. A baby elven boy, and near him a young black cat. He looked at them and felt a sort sadness for them, for once he felt bad looking at the suffering of a mortal. He picked the two up and ended his pilfering short, taking them to safety in his house.
He adopted these two survivors of Chaffinch's terror, a sentient black cat who named himself Binx and a elven boy blessed with potent magical strength who he named Faelon.
The two became terrors known across the lands just like their adoptive father, Faelon becoming a national criminal in Karica, constantly getting caught and escaping from prison as a sort of funny act of his.
And Binx became the most wanted in Sciadan, robbing several gem stores and banks.
He was proud of his boys and continued his cushy job as the god of tricks until a call to action was shouted in his direction, the return of the Eclipse Lord Rylbray and a new disciple of his, except this time the goal wasn't a new Grey Age, it was the destruction of the planes. He cracked his knuckles and stood up out of his nice reclining chair, making his way to the material plane to subtly help out the heroes seeking Cedrick out, one of which happening to be his son who got caught up in the mess.
He went about these tricks for thousands of years until eventually, with time, he managed to convince and trick others into believing he was the God of Tricks.
And it worked.
It worked really well.
The belief of millions of mortal and Fae lives believing he was in fact the God of Tricks essentially fed him like prayer and he ended up becoming the actual God of Tricks, allowing him to continue his pranks and tricks with more ease than before.
As the land of the Fae evolved eventually a council formed, to keep the chaotic Fae in check to an extent, and Globaba being one of the only Fae gods was invited to this council.
He declined however, content with his status as a god who rarely intervened and when he did, it was not to push fate in a different direction. His council position was taken up by a different changeling, one far less powerful but infinitely more cocky who he absolutely loathed, but he did nothing with this hatred, simply living his best life in his small cabin next to an ever shifting lake.
He continued his tyrannical tricks for years to come, never getting bored until one visit into the Material Plane and he came across a freshly razed village. Lord Chaffinch's forces still heard marching off in the distance. He shrugged, nothing he has never seen before and began wandering through the ruins, pilfering whatever he could to sell off later to another adventurer until in one of the houses he found two survivors hidden away in a compartment of the house. A baby elven boy, and near him a young black cat. He looked at them and felt a sort sadness for them, for once he felt bad looking at the suffering of a mortal. He picked the two up and ended his pilfering short, taking them to safety in his house.
He adopted these two survivors of Chaffinch's terror, a sentient black cat who named himself Binx and a elven boy blessed with potent magical strength who he named Faelon.
The two became terrors known across the lands just like their adoptive father, Faelon becoming a national criminal in Karica, constantly getting caught and escaping from prison as a sort of funny act of his.
And Binx became the most wanted in Sciadan, robbing several gem stores and banks.
He was proud of his boys and continued his cushy job as the god of tricks until a call to action was shouted in his direction, the return of the Eclipse Lord Rylbray and a new disciple of his, except this time the goal wasn't a new Grey Age, it was the destruction of the planes. He cracked his knuckles and stood up out of his nice reclining chair, making his way to the material plane to subtly help out the heroes seeking Cedrick out, one of which happening to be his son who got caught up in the mess.
Gender Identity
Globaba.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Saved the world just a few times, but it isn't really a big deal.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Fun.
Divine Classification
Deity
Current Status
Retired, scamming mortals out of coin
Age
A very good question
Circumstances of Birth
The Fungal Archon bestowed one of his brothers the title of First Changeling
Circumstances of Death
He gets around
Birthplace
The roots of Gloglungis
Place of Death
Too many to list
Children
Pronouns
Who cares
Sex
A lot
Gender
Changeling
Presentation
Fabulous
Eyes
Bright red
Hair
Stylishly bald
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Don't have any
Height
Depends on how I feel
Weight
Rude to ask
Belief/Deity
Himself
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