Cryptid BB Log: Beastmode

MaxAttac: Big Hairys sttd speding down teh highway again. Saw him misylf, but I got a hair. Ni-choob whos got a DNA test, hmu, this is HUEG. [Pic attatched]
Gavinnerthunder: Yeah, yeah, nice try. This is the third genetic freak pube hair this week, come up with something original, patsy. It hurt anyone to rub up some rubber, get an ET corpse or something?
Sgrt.sLaughter: Now hold on there, Gav. Pardner's got a mighty unusual coloration - got access to a DB myself, never seen a shade of red that deep or fracting more. Call 'im a hack, but this ain't a bucketa shit just yet.
Gavinnerthunder: Pfft, lay up oldtimer. You saying he didn't klep wool or paint, touched up? Makeup's damn passing like that, if I glimmed out today you'd call me a chick tomorrow.
CordNibbler: FKCIN GONKS cant (((SEE))) it cuz u cant. LOOK at the artifacting IT'S ECM!!! smoovbrains...sry drunk BUT ITS TRU THO
Gavinnerthunder: What you always say. Come on, that would take so much tech and resources - for what? What possible purpose would a high-speed behemoth be shrouded for? It's a crackpot at best, just damn lunacy at worst.
Srgt.sLaughter: Don't think it outta the realm o'possibility. Not one bit. Old NUSA contact has full dossiers on public perception filterin', or at least the attempts to. Date back all the way to the Old Times. Drugs, first. Neural Links? How easy to boost our noggins with Qualias, and Cybercortexes, can always swing the other way.
CordNibbler: IV POSTID PROOUF B4! U tell ME how rverytin round the talkin carppet is PIXLS cept by JAMMING!!1 EDGES R ORBTITAL CRYSSTAL CLEER! [Pic attached]
Joyyxxperience: :o das some spooky shit mang, not even da traffic cams stuf res dat hard! @~@ any tips how 2 do dat? need tinfoil or sumthin?
Gavinnerthunder: An obvious shop job. Bet you have a BD roll with covenient bloom and static too, huh? Come back when you have a better standard of realism, troll.
Squilliam[MOD]: Alright, gonna step in here. Gavin, we've talked about this - Rule 4 is there not only for civility, but for good middle ground and thoughtful discussion. Your dismissiveness and tone is getting to be a breach - this isn't the first time. Cord, please revisit when sober and outline your findings and thoughts more, insistence alone won't be very credible.
CordNibbler: I WILL B BAK w/a AMALOG CM4RA ty squimjam and gn