Lana Greywind's letter to Baron Milsom
Hi Daddy,Mom finally told me where she's going. Back to Orlane. Under an assumed name. I don't know what she thinks she's going to find here, but I guess I'm coming too. The goblins been getting real ballsy and I hear people get jumped on the road and just disappear. They never did that when you were baron.
I don't care what weird shit they say you guys were doing in the swamp. Grandma's always been a little wei--eccentric and Darius is a creep. But you're neither of those things. Grandma's probably still in the swamp (if she hasn't croaked), Darius is at Tanglewood Keep probably fondling the Count as I write this. So where are you?
I don't know why I even bother writing these bullshit letters, but it feels good. And it feels good tying each one up and throwing them into the river every time.
Lana P.S. Here's another cantrip for you. It's called Acid Splash. Try it on bandits or something. You can also use it to protect your valuables. Keep practicing. I'm sure you'll be a great spellcaster some day.
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