Pointy Nick

Pointy Nick is a halberd, found in Vulcan's Forge.

Effect

Pointy Nick is a +2 magical halberd that deals 1d6 extra damage on a hit. Up to once per battle (or possibly more, see below), but at the GM's whim, Pointy Nick will make a wisecrack at a creature that is either struck by an attack or fails a save, and that creature will take 3d8 psychic damage. They do not get a save. It should be duly noted that this is when any creature is struck by any attack or fails any save, and Pointy Nick may well target allies, or even its own wielder.
While attuned, you gain 1 attunement slot (effectively making this item not take an attunement slot, but it is still attuned to you). Additionally while attuned, you gain proficiency in Performance but you are blinded if you are more than 10 ft away from Pointy Nick.
Also he gets upset if you try to unattune, and is capable of teleporting to the person he is attuned to.
Pointy Nick may do extra things along these lines, also at the GM's whim, because he's Chaotic Chaotic and anything really goes.

Item type

Weapon, Melee