Miranda’s Guide To the Future
21st June 2274
Well hello there! If you’re reading this, and can understand it, then either you’re a fellow immortal, in which case you don’t need this document, or you took a little nap in the 21st century and need a crash course on the future.
Thankfully, I know someone who can help with that - me! See, I lived through all the stuff that you slept through, so contained in this - admittedly very thick -document is everything you should need to know about the future!
Without further ado… the document.