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BB Levitation

It's so simple even the humans could come up with it.

Oh wait. Silly me. It doesn't work when you don't always land on your feet.

BB Levitation is a well-kept secret among the cats. The easiest way to explain it is to think about how cats always seem to land on their feet, and slices of bread with butter on one side will always land with the buttered side down. So if a cat has a slice of bread on its back, butter side up, the natural laws will be really confused about which side should land on the ground - and the cat will levitate.

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All cat's know about BB Levitation, of course. It's illegal to use the technology in front of humans. If they knew about it, who knows what other secrets they would uncover?


Using the Buttered Bread Principle, BB Levitation is fairy simple. Butter a piece of bread, tie it to your back and jump. The universe will be confused and won't know which end that would touch the ground first. The result? Levitation.

Warning! Does NOT work for humans! Don't even try this if not feline!


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Jan 29, 2019 05:27

Simple yet humorously ingenious work. You should do an article on toxoplasma gondii. It's probably the most powerful weapon cats have.

Feb 1, 2019 16:51 by Camilla S

That's a genius idea, actually! I might actually steal that :3

Thanks for the like and the comment! <3

Feb 4, 2019 23:44

No problem. Got to support a good article when I see one.

Jan 31, 2019 19:39

I love cats

Feb 1, 2019 16:51 by Camilla S

Cats are the best! :3

Aug 8, 2022 01:36 by Deleyna Marr

This is brilliant. Absolutely delightful.