Goth Mommy Milkers
HAH you thought their would actually be an article on here? thinking
We want thicc gamer mommy gfs with big mommy milkers to help change change our diapers. Bigmommymilkers; big goth boobymilk; humongous chungus milky milkers; velumptious big habonkadonkers; outrageously large booby; frothing of the mouth at goth milkies.
Known mommy milker lovers
Cathal
Moordinand
Travok (Thinks the DUMMPY is mort important but does mind a good ole fat pair of mommy milkers)
Mathias "If I'm such a baby, breast feed me then"
Otik
Derek Crownguard (wont admit it)
Mommy
the nice lady that takes me to school everyday and kisses me on the cheek because she loves me and doesn't want me to get hurt on the playground
Milkers
Huge boobs, breasts, tiddies
Mommy Milkers
A word that's typically used to describe extremely large breasts.
Oh baby, that prostitute has a lovely pair of Mommy Milkers
Mommy Milkers Monday
A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week
“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”
Goth
A Goth is someone who sees beauty in the dark side of life. Today's society is focused on negating darkness because it is associated with evil. Think about it - in almost every fairy tale, who is the antagonist? The brunette. Who is the protagonist? The blonde. Dark is evil, evil is bad, and therefore we should wipe all trace of it from our lives.
Unfortunately, that's simply not possible. No matter how hard society tries, people still die. Day turns into night. Love becomes loss. It's a fact of life.
So while everyone else is denying an entire half of life, the Goths embrace ALL of life, good and bad. Goths understand that the best and most lasting joy is tinged with a little sadness, and that all love is bittersweet. Goths understand that not everybody has to be happy 24/7, and that the way to succeed is not by pretending you are. Sunlit skies are beautiful, yes, but so are dark cloudy ones. What is white without black? What is a rose without thorns?
Thus, by embracing the shadows as well as the sun, Goths are, in many cases, actually more emotionally healthy than those in mainstream society.
Plus, we get to wear much cooler clothing and listen to far better music!
Boy #1: Look, a Goth!
Boy #2: How do you know?
Boy #1: She's dressed in dark clothing and has those funky eyeliner swirly things. How weird. Let's go hit on her.
Boy #2: Just remember to mention that you totally dig Marilyn Manson.
Girl: Ugh, what a slut. Why can't she just dress like a real person? (stomps off in a jealous fit)

Why is this my most liked article D: