Gyro

Gyro is one of the oldest and thus most intelligent of the Great Mushroom’s mobile fungaloid children. They love nothing better than creating food and drink for humanoids, as they are fascinated by the human process of obtaining sustenance through the mouth, rather than through their roots (i.e., feet). Gyro is also very amused by the horrified looks they get from first-time guests when they order Gyro’s Gyro. This signature dish involves Gyro breaking off bits of their own body and cheerfully sauteeing them tableside while guests watch to varying degrees of amusement, puzzlement, and shock. Gyro is usually found in the bar, but sometimes will go out to the patio to serve the Gyro’s Gyro.