Craig the "Copper King of Nurblan" Durst
Craig the "Copper King of Nurblan" Durst (a.k.a. Craig Durst)
Craig Durst was a follower of Quaf, the “Fuck you dad, I’m gonna do all of the crack and thievery I want” god before meeting an unfortunate end after infusing Red Hive into his bloodstream for a perpetual high. One of the side effects, feeling constant crawling all over the skin, caused Craig to panic and try removing the skin from his body to stop the nightmare he had released upon himself. After dying to a lack of skin, he bamboozled Death into allowing him to re-alive at the cost of him not getting his flesh back. Now a skeleton, Craig is fueling his copper addiction with pure violence and robbery. In order to make additional money to buy more Red Hive and enough copper to make a fortress composed entirely out of the alloy, he joined the military to sell Smorock to soldiers.
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
He's a skeleton wearing a copper pot on his head, copper dinosaur feet shoes, and a horse leather bath robe. Often smoking Red Hive and trying to convince nearby spiders to terrorize the local children.
Body Features
Skeleton.
Facial Features
Skeleton.
Identifying Characteristics
He's a fucking skeleton.
Physical quirks
Skeleton.
Special abilities
He's a skeleton, yet somehow alive.
Apparel & Accessories
Nightmare leather bath robe made from other people's horses, copper pot helmet, and copper dinosaur feet shoes.
Specialized Equipment
Angery skeleton.
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Drug addict that aims to be the greatest copper owner in Nurblan.
Gender Identity
Skeleton.
Sexuality
I can't, I drinked it all.
Education
5th grade elementry school dropout.
Employment
Military.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Responsible for 87 known copper-related robberies in Nurblan. Also responsible for the killing of at least 9 horses for the soul purpose of making a leather bath robe.
Failures & Embarrassments
Died trying to make himself permanently high on Red Hive, but removed his skin after feeling constant crawling.
Mental Trauma
Removed his own skin.
Intellectual Characteristics
5th grade education, yet is still able to devise several schemes to fuel his copper addiction.
Morality & Philosophy
Take anything that is either copper or isn't nailed down.
Taboos
Red Hive, also doesn't have skin.
Personality Characteristics
Motivation
Copper and Red Hive.
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Good at:
Murder
Theft
Drug Dealing
Bad at:
segs
Obeying Copper-Related Laws
Likes & Dislikes
Likes:
Red Hive
Copper
Dislikes:
The System, man.
Virtues & Personality perks
Violent, very very violent.
Vices & Personality flaws
Violent, very very violent.
Personality Quirks
Has no fucking skin.
Hygiene
0 hygiene needed, not like the bones are gonna get sweaty.
Social
Family Ties
None.
Religious Views
Follower of Quaf.
Hobbies & Pets
Theft, drug dealing, and murder.
Relationships
Wealth & Financial state
Has 4 tons of copper stashed around Nurblan.
Angery skeleton on a perpetual copper pillaging spree, selling crack to soldiers while in the military, and drug enthusiast that bit off more than he could chew in his last life.
Current Location
Nurblan
Alignment
Chaotic Neutral
Age
37
Spouses
Siblings
Children
Gender
Male
Eyes
None
Hair
None
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
None
Height
4' 11"
Weight
Bruh
Quotes & Catchphrases
"I will fucking murder this 6-year-old if he doesn't give me his copper toy."
"Never underestimate a man whose 5th grade education is able to power several schemes to fuel their copper addiction."
"Never underestimate a man whose 5th grade education is able to power several schemes to fuel their copper addiction."
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