Angery skeleton on a perpetual copper pillaging spree, selling crack to soldiers while in the military, and drug enthusiast that bit off more than he could chew in his last life.
- Age
- 37
- Gender
- Male
- Eyes
- None
- Hair
- None
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- None
- Height
- 4' 11"
- Weight
- Bruh
Appearance
Physical Description
He's a skeleton wearing a copper pot on his head, copper dinosaur feet shoes, and a horse leather bath robe. Often smoking Red Hive and trying to convince nearby spiders to terrorize the local children.
Body Features
Skeleton.
Facial Features
Skeleton.
Identifying Characteristics
He's a fucking skeleton.
Physical quirks
Skeleton.
Apparel & Accessories
Nightmare leather bath robe made from other people's horses, copper pot helmet, and copper dinosaur feet shoes.
Specialized Equipment
Angery skeleton.
Special abilities
He's a skeleton, yet somehow alive.
Mentality
Personal history
Drug addict that aims to be the greatest copper owner in Nurblan.
Education
5th grade elementry school dropout.
Employment
Military.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Responsible for 87 known copper-related robberies in Nurblan. Also responsible for the killing of at least 9 horses for the soul purpose of making a leather bath robe.
Failures & Embarrassments
Died trying to make himself permanently high on Red Hive, but removed his skin after feeling constant crawling.
Mental Trauma
Removed his own skin.
Intellectual Characteristics
5th grade education, yet is still able to devise several schemes to fuel his copper addiction.
Morality & Philosophy
Take anything that is either copper or isn't nailed down.
person.sexuality
I can't, I drinked it all.
person.gender_identity
Skeleton.
Taboos
Red Hive, also doesn't have skin.
Known Languages
English motherfucker, do you speak it?
Personality
Motivation
Copper and Red Hive.
Quotes & Catchphrases
"I will fucking murder this 6-year-old if he doesn't give me his copper toy."
"Never underestimate a man whose 5th grade education is able to power several schemes to fuel their copper addiction."
Savvies & Ineptitudes
Good at:
Bad at:
Likes & Dislikes
Likes:
Dislikes:
Virtues & Personality perks
Violent, very very violent.
Vices & Personality flaws
Violent, very very violent.
Personality Quirks
Has no fucking skin.
Hygiene
0 hygiene needed, not like the bones are gonna get sweaty.
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Social
Wealth & Financial state
Has 4 tons of copper stashed around Nurblan.
Family Ties
None.
Religious Views
Follower of Quaf.
Hobbies & Pets
Theft, drug dealing, and murder.