Rowan Elwyn ZookPestLoopWocketSparkleFen
My lost friend
My dearest Dekar,
I miss you terribly. Who am I supposed to drink under the table now? I miss all the fun we had together, all the arm wrestling battles I beat you at, all the times I drank circles around you, all the burping contests I smoked you at. Well maybe you won a few of those… I hope you’re accomplishing whatever goals you were reaching for, wherever you landed. Maybe you can fix something on that end. Nothing is permanent, I hope we meet again.
Your friend, Rowan /|\
Time keeps on slippin
I finally got some well deserved rest and some motherfuck picked me up by my feet and slung me around like a frikin rag doll! The next few hours are a blur but I remember Inara getting into it with Dekar and I had to throw down with Dekar.. I mean Inara’s my girl and she must be protected at all cost! I gotchu boo❤️ Next thing I remember is turning into an eagle and whoopin some ass with Grimaldus riding me…not like that you sickos. He is not my type at all but his girl is….
Stuff of nightmares
Well, here I am again in the wee hours of the morning wide-awake. I can't sleep because again I've had this reoccurring nightmare about a sphere with ornate metal carvings and inlaid with gold it's a beautiful sphere just floating in the air..no…not floating..spinning it’s spinning and spinning and spinning and when I get closer I look at it and inside there's a demonic hamster! I have been told that when having nightmares you should journal about them as soon as you wake up and it is fresh in your mind… so here I am writing about a demon hamster? Why is it so cute? This is a tough one, part on me wants to just pet it and share my cheese but another part of me…probably the sane and reasonable part of me thinks I should kill it…ugh but those squishy cheeks! Damn…what should I do??? Why am I even asking this…it’s just a dream after all…right?
I’ve waited a lifetime for a moment like this..
It’s finally happened to me. True love. I didn’t think it was possible to feel this way, you are the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing I think of before going to sleep at night. All day my mind is consumed with warm fuzzy thoughts of you and my stomach feels full of butterflies when I come close to you. I don’t know how I lived before having you in my life, you really are the best part of waking up….
Coffee.
The elf <3
Dear Cojisto,
I am still in Alfarid with the adventures, just in case you are looking for me. I am doing well, this party of adventures is starting to grow on me. There is an elf…wow…she is amazing. I find myself acting like such a fool in front of her. I was pretending to know how to read just to impress her *facepalms* I know…embarrassing right? I don’t know why I can’t just go talk to her like a normal person but I get butterflies in my stomach every time she looks my direction. So naturally I just straight up avoid her like the plague. She seems to care about my well-being and she typically agrees with my opinions on the importance of saving the caretakers and caring for nature in general. Although, I do believe she took part in the chicken slaughter awhile back…. I understand they needed to eat but I could have helped with that if they had just asked. I didn’t realize they were all starving, of course if they had come and made conversation instead of looking at me with suspicion and tightening their coin belts…but anyway I have grown to quite like them. I wonder if they like me?? I wonder if *she* likes me? Sigh….
I may have found a lead to Pricilla, I’m sending her word of my whereabouts. If your out there Cojisto…please respond.
All my love, Rowan
P.S. What do you know of hydras?
Money...that's what is important..not the trees.
My dearest Pricilla,
I hope the message finds you well. I’ve heard rumor that you have been seen at an inn so I write this letter in hopes that I find you. I have found myself with a group of adventurers currently in Alfarid. I must say all the other races are so odd. Every time I travel amongst other races I notice everyone obsessing over their coin when I come near. What is it with the obsession with money? They all have such messed up priorities, I mean nobody cares for nature, or the animals or even life in general. They are so quick to step on and ant for no reason or to draw their sword against their fellow man. And don’t get me started on the lack of interest in protecting the caretakers! Can they be any more idiotic?!? Life as we know it will literally cease to exist if something doesn’t change! And do they care? NO! Bunch of dumbasses…..
"Oh no! It’s a gnome, hide your purse! Eehhhhh” yeah cause that’s what is important right now. Anyway….sorry for the rant. I found a caretaker recently and I hope that my efforts have restored it but I will try to check back soon to be sure it is safe and thriving. I can’t do this alone though…I need you Pricilla and I need Cojisto. The world needs our help. The trees need our help. Where have you gone?
Much love, Rowan
I can't wait....
Dear Cojisto,
I waited…I really did. There is a whole entire ass print to prove it. Disturbing rumors have begun to spread and I couldn’t sit still anymore. I hope to the gods you are okay…please be okay. I have found myself in a swamp with a group of adventurers….well…fucking chicken eating barbarians really. They have no respect for the animals they would ask information from. At any rate I think I will stick with them for a while as it seems our paths lead in the same direction. Perhaps you have somehow orchestrated this?? Or maybe that is just me trying to grasp for some hope. Where is everybody? …
All my love, Rowan
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