Kipling Lysander Shrewsbury III

"The dirtiest immigrant is the one at your door" - K. L. Shrewsbury III

The third sibling, and third of his name. Kipling Lysander Shrewsbury the 3rd, usually finds himself lacking in luck. For a long time, it was fine though, because he was a fairly successful orator, writing and publicly speaking all across his native Kiplingburg, striving for the glory that was robbed when two of his siblings robbed him of the glory of being voted Mayor of Kiplingsburg thrice.

And the fourth? By a Spawnish immigrant. Some big-shot upstart called Umberto Sánchez. Disheartened, he went to seek out the local gambling den. He spent the night, drinking and such-like. He got a tip that the owner of the gambling den might be able to help with his mayoral issues. He departed with carriage to the outskirts of Kiplingburg, then he met her: Nicola DeSurre. She guided him into her mansion, and offered him tea. But before long, he found himself without his purse. She laughed in his face, and threw him out on his arse.

It's at that point he decided to go on holiday to the old country. He took up a small loan from his brother, the Sir Anguis: Gordon Mycroft Shrewsbury. After a few days there, he thought he might even stay. It seemed a lot better than back home in Kiplingsburg. But before long, he found he had exhausted his funds. If not for a fortunate encounter with a good samaritan in Dragon Bridge, he'd be stranded. Some manner of missionary, though he wore a red hood.

When he got home, it was off to the 'massage parlor'. After a night putting it out of his mind, he knew that there was only one to blame. The immigrants. They immigrate and take our jobs. Literally. People should stay where they were born, unless it's on holiday.

These days, as the Kiplingsburg Post wrote last week, the four time mayoral candidate and orator has found steady employment as a operative for the Pau-Brazil Immigration Authority (PBIA). As to whether he made that up or not, few will ever know.

Physical Description

Apparel & Accessories

Known to carry a Bednarz 1798.

Social

Family Ties

Grandfather: Sir Leopold W. Shrewsbury
Father: Sir Lysander Kipling Shrewsbury
Brother: Sir Gordon Mycroft Shrewsbury
Sister: Lady Emily Shrewsbury XIVth

Current Status

Bounty Hunter

Current Location

Nouvelle

Species

Northern Badgerfolk

Ethnicity

Anguie

Birthplace

Kiplingburg

Family

Shrewsbury Family

Sex

Male

Aligned Organization

Shrewsbury Family

Other Affiliations

• Shrewsbury Family
• Union of the Serpent