The Last Resort

The Last Resort is a beach resort in Alluvion that caters to the wealthy of Falderal, especially High Elves.

Excessive hammocks, spun of gossamer spider-silk span tall palm trees. Impeccably dressed serving staff scuttle among the hammocks, some on spiders, some on crabs, carrying platters of drinks to fantasy adventures of all kinds.

Giant hermit crabs, with peeves riding them. Distributing drinks. The bottles are strapped to the sides of the shell. They have unbrellas. Dressed as waiters. Cruising the beach. Or maybe pool cabanas on the back of giant crabs?

Imagining peeves riding on crabs, or maybe spiders... hermit crabs? Serving drinks. Climbing up trees to deliver them to wizards in hammocks? The various bottles would be strapped to the side of the crab/spider. Spiderweb-hammocks?

The peeves would be dressed as bartenders or waiters, carrying trays despite the strange conveyance. Something to play with.

Services

• Hotel
• Resort Access - Resembles the Polynesian culture in the same sense that a McDonalds Happy Meal hamburger resembles a cow. Fantasy skulls of all size are integrated with Polynesian motifs.
• Vivification - Water supplied by Fountain of Life. (Effect is temporary.)
• Amenities - Peeve butlers scuttle here and there, delivering drinks to fantasy characters lounging in hammocks, beach chairs, and bespoke rattan chairs.
• Reformed bridge trolls and other dungeon baddies assist as concierge / waitstaff / masseuse / shopping ambassador.

Cruise Lines

You may board the SS Slumgullion from this port.