Bombardon

The bombardon (Bombardon Constructus)is a magically enlarged beetle with a metallic carapace. The barbadon is bred to be round, large, and docile. Bombardons are readily hereded into dense, open-air pens for grazing. Within the herd, bombardons naturally bombinate, producing a characteristic buzzing sound, an effect called bombilation.

When threatened or surprised bombardon is able to fart an obnoxious, sulfurous cloud, which acts as a defense mechanism and a propellant. The barbadon's bulky metallic design, awkward motion, and apparent flatulence are accentuated by the bombardon trumpet sounds it makes.

Barbadons are traditionally farmed by rural dragons in Lugubria, and are considered a traditional dragon food.

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