The Luckiest Bastards

A sea shanty about the 4 heroes who found the Golden throne of Sheog. It goes as follows:
Oh, there was once a man, 'was a drunken sailor,
Once was a man, with a smoke in-ha-ler
Once was a man, who was-a-Balor
Once was a man named Dave

Once was a man, with a stupid ha-at
Once was a man, with a bro-ken ba-ack
Once was a man, with a gay old cat
Once was a man named O-live

Once was a man, with stony ski-in
Once was a man, who is in-to wi-in
Once was a man, with the widest gri-in
Once was a man named How-ler

Once was a man, with sharpened ea-ars
Once was a man, who can do-own beers
Once was a man, unlike his peers
Once was a man named Tri-isk

Related Historical Events

• 1767 WR
  The Discovery of the Golden throne of Sheog