The Neon Pussycat

The Neon Pussycat is in an area known for its nightlife with plenty of places for you to forget where your keys are, or the door they belong to for that matter. It’s main client base is mercenaries and vigilantes, expect to see plenty of armour and hardware on display. Those with a more genteel affect and a refined pallet might want to find somewhere else to get their refreshment.    Carrying weapons is absolutely permitted, but it’s generally on the understanding of mutually assured destruction. If you pull your weapon you can expect that there will be 5 pointed at you before you can pull the trigger.   It’s not the cheapest joint in the area, but then, there’s a reason the cheaper places are cheaper.

Design

The Neon Pussycat isn't the biggest bar in the world. Anything over 40-50 people and you're going to struggle to get around. That being said, it's fairly oddly shaped so there are plenty of places you can sit out of view of everyone else. It's fairly dark in there as the only lighting is from the neon signs on the walls. The fact that all the signs are different colours and the fact that the walls are covered in posters and graffiti creates an odd visual. It also helps you to blend in if being noticed isn't really your thing.

Entries

The bar is set in the basement of a building so entry is via a door and down some stairs. Being in a basement there are no windows and only one doorway. There is an exit via the back of the bar but it's frowned upon to be using that without the OK of the staff.

Sensory & Appearance

No-one is sure when it was last renovated as its looked the same for years. Expect mismatched chairs and tables and posters for various brands, bands and beers line the walls in lieu of paint.   Given that the main clientele is mercenaries and vigilantes the lighting is usually kept relatively low and the music a little on the louder side. That being said don’t expect any dancing, it would be a little difficult when the floor gets a bit sticky in places. People tend to keep to themselves so you can expect to be left alone to have a quiet conversation or conduct a little business under the table.   They don’t do food in the Neon Pussycat, not even bar snacks, so don’t go in on an empty stomach. That being said, they do have a decent range of beer, ale, cider and spirits.

Denizens

Anyone is welcome in the Neon Pussycat so you will see Humans, Amaranthians, Posiedonians and everything in between. That being said, we wouldn't recommend you spend too long looking at the patrons of the bar. They may take offence and won't be backwards about expressing their displeasure.    Dress code:   As long as you’re dressed, anything goes. Mainly it tends towards work casual attire. Armour, overalls, helmets, anything and everything is acceptable here, although we wouldn’t recommend wearing your Sunday finest.

Contents & Furnishings

Drinks
  • Ditzy Brunette - Stout beer - Dark and full bodied, a few of these and you too will be dizzy.
  • Smileys Finest - Ale brewed on the premises. It’s actually quite good.
  • On Point - Pale ale, brewed down the road in Neo Birmingham. We wouldn’t recommend more than three if you need to see straight in the next 12 hours.
  • Bruxa - If you weren’t feeling magical before you will be soon
  • Inntinn - The world will be your friend tonight, maybe not so much tomorrow morning.
  • Mercury - It’s a strange, silvery looking drink that's surprisingly smooth and worth a try
  • Helium - Good for a giggle, not so good if you want to keep your gruff baritone voice.
Type
Pub / Tavern / Restaurant