Bloody Stupid Johnson
The gadget guy of the Department of Skullduggery. He makes the gadgets and magical equipment that helps the agents on their field work, although he never takes to the field due to having constitution like wet Kleenex. His name is the first thing most people notice about him, it is not his original name but it is entirely deserved.
He can be best described as a dandy and a idiot who thinks that he is a genius. Well he is but not for the reason he thinks. The gadgets and gizmos that he makes are almost entirely useless in there intended function, but have a number of unintended uses. This is seen most notably in his automatic beard trimer that is basically a small robotic arm with a knife that flails around, useless for beard trimming but great at cutting vegetables. This may have something to do with his brand of magic.
He is a natural tonal architect, a brand of magic that involves feng shui style construction to passively direct the weave to produce effects. This manifests in many forms like random portals to other parts of the building, 370 degree angles, or hyper complex miniatured clockwork components that can bend the weave without any initial magic. This is precisely why he was recruited by Elminster for the Department.
He can be best described as a dandy and a idiot who thinks that he is a genius. Well he is but not for the reason he thinks. The gadgets and gizmos that he makes are almost entirely useless in there intended function, but have a number of unintended uses. This is seen most notably in his automatic beard trimer that is basically a small robotic arm with a knife that flails around, useless for beard trimming but great at cutting vegetables. This may have something to do with his brand of magic.
He is a natural tonal architect, a brand of magic that involves feng shui style construction to passively direct the weave to produce effects. This manifests in many forms like random portals to other parts of the building, 370 degree angles, or hyper complex miniatured clockwork components that can bend the weave without any initial magic. This is precisely why he was recruited by Elminster for the Department.
Trivia
>Is a planar traveler by virtue of constantly and accidentally falling into his own portals.
>He has a massive wig collection stored in his travel case.
>Once made a organ for the University of Ahnk Morepork that messes with the plumbing when played.
>Is a planar traveler by virtue of constantly and accidentally falling into his own portals.
>He has a massive wig collection stored in his travel case.
>Once made a organ for the University of Ahnk Morepork that messes with the plumbing when played.
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