Gutfuz - Satyr Barbarian

Gutfuz

The Great Questions

• Can the orphan find a family that won't leave him one day? 
• Does size matter? 
• How much ale, whiskey & other alcohol can one Fey drink in a lifetime?
• How many times will the DM blush during a brothel scene?

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Gutfuz is a mountain of muscles on hooves. His face leans more humanoid than goat in its features, except for the long, curled rams horns that protrude from the top of his head, and his decidedly goat-like, floppy ears.

Body Features

• Numerous scars from previous battles, mostly with wild animals
• Pierced nipples
• Lightning tattoos running down his biceps

Identifying Characteristics

• Everything about him stands out, even at a distance his silhouette is tough to miss, towering above most other humanoids, with horns to boot

Special abilities

RAAAGE!!!!! Giant style

Apparel & Accessories

• Wears a belted loincloth (around civilization anyway) with several pouches strapped to the side, a scabbard across his back & nothing else

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Discovered orphaned as an infant in the Feywild by a storm giant couple who raised him there in their secluded mountain home. One day when he was a teenager, he went to a forbidden location & was banished from his home by his 'Father'. 
Now wanders the countryside from one place to another, doing his best to never stay in one place long enough to get into too much trouble before leaving. He has a reputation at most of the taverns across Tal'Dorei: a heavy drinker & big tipper who might break some furniture before the end of the night, but always pays for damages when he does, whether he starts the fight or not. At the brothels, the madames tend to treat him well because he always behaves & respects the workers, which is good considering he rarely spends the night anywhere else when he's in a city.

Gender Identity

Male

Sexuality

Heterosexual

• Unaware other orientations even exist
• Has always paid for sex & never had a 'normal / healthy' relationship

Education

Storm Giant homeschool

Employment

• Living off the land, hunting & gathering for sustenance
• Hired muscle for whoever is paying, whenever he has need of coin

Accomplishments & Achievements

• Garnered an invitation to the Luncheon of Champions by Grog Strongjaw

Failures & Embarrassments

• Disobeyed his parents by going to a forbidden location, got banished by his 'father', who always wanted a real giant child of his own instead of adopting Gutfuz

Mental Trauma

• Unwanted orphan that never fit in anywhere
• Spiteful towards giants, except his 'mother', because he will never rise in station within the Ordning, even if he stands as tall as a giant someday.

Intellectual Characteristics

• Wise about the world, if a bit simple & straightforward in his approach to most things
• Slow to make friends or new family
• Loyalty begets loyalty and actions are the only thing that matters
• Decisiveness has kept him alive this long, hesitation is a weakness that leads to death
• If there is any question - kill first & ask questions later

Morality & Philosophy

• Treat others how they treat you. If someone hurts your friends, bash their brains into jelly!
• Prideful & overconfident in his ability to win any fight, no matter what he's up against.

Taboos

• Frequents brothels whenever he can afford it
• Gets rowdy when he gets drunk & he drinks anytime there is booze available

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

• Find somewhere that he finally fits in in this world

Likes & Dislikes

Likes

• Ale
• Women
• Smashin' Skulls

Dislikes

• Losing a competition or fight
• Fish, alive or dead

Virtues & Personality perks

• Trusting & loyal

Vices & Personality flaws

• Drinking & carousing to excess

Hygiene

• Used to semi-regular rain storms to rinse off in back home, he takes what opportunities he gets to bath

Social

Contacts & Relations

• A few of the people he has worked for since leaving home

Family Ties

• Storm Giant 'Mom' wasn't happy to see Gutfuz leave, but she didn't stop her husband from banishing him either
• Storm Giant 'Dad' never wanted to keep Gutfuz, but tolerated him for years to appease his wife. He was relieved to finally have an excuse to be rid of Gutfuz, so they could focus on having a real family.

Religious Views

What gods could allow their children to endure such atrocities in life? Certainly not ones that deserve to be revered, respected, worshipped, or loved. The Gods already fucked him, twice over, when they didn't give him a family that loved him, so FUCK the Gods, if they do truly exist that is.

Social Aptitude

• His gruff manner is better suited to Giant society than it is to the societies of small folk

Speech

• Cusses with regularity, if not creativity

Wealth & Financial state

No desire for wealth beyond what he needs to sustain himself in relatively humble means. Spends gold frivolously on living in the moment.

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Current Status

Looking for work

Current Location

Tal'Dorei

Species

Satyr

Year of Birth

813 23 Years old

Pronouns

He/Him

Sex

Male

Gender

Man

Presentation

Masculine

Eyes

Hazel

Hair

Medium length, shaggy brown

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Tanned skin showing numerous scars from previous fights

Height

7'2"

Weight

400 lbs

Quotes & Catchphrases

• You don't wanna make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry! 

Belief/Deity

None

Known Languages

• Common
• Elvish
• Giant
• Primordial
• Sylvan

Spoken only, cannot read or write in any language, but can sign his name in Giant.

Character Prototype

The Hulk / Grog