Megoosa, or Meg for short.

HONK HONK, HONK--HONKHONKHONK "Shut the hell up, Hamish! I'm talking! Howdy! I'm Megoosa, don't let my aggressive geese heads scare ya away, they're territorial but they like bread. In fact, we LOVE bread! I think the loaf is my God, the bakery is my church and the baker is my priest. I could listen to bread baking all day, that there is like a choir singing~ "
"When I'm not out sampling the latest bread in town, I'm busy finding big hats and head coverings to make myself less conspicuous. Big hair, big dreams amiright?? HONK HONK Henrietta gets it!"
"How surprised were my maw and paw when I popped out, not a single snake in sight! In fact I was totally bald for the first 4 years of my life! Ugliest darn toddler you ever did see, but I started growing bright white hair, fast as ever and then 5 baby geese heads grew too! Boy were they shocked, so shocked that when they looked at me and I looked at them--they started quackin'! Not sure what that's about but I've been careful to hide my hair/heads since and now I'm a big girl on my own! Out to adventure! Anyways, enough chit chat, Hubert and Hannah are fighting again--"HOOOOOONKHONHKHONHKHONHKHKHKKH