Guybrush Threepwood

Hello, so you would like to hear my story. A few years ago, I washed up on the beach on Island of Sodor with no memories of my past. When the Sodorians found me, I was surrounded by ship debris. I have no memories before that moment. In lieu of finding out the truth, I decided it made more sense to make up my past. I am Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate captain. I found a pirate captains hat in a pile of old clothes one day on Sodor and it fit my head. I assume it was mine and I like the way that sounds. My ship, which would have been named the Wave Wyvern (because that sounds so cool), was torn apart during a treacherous storm by an angry kraken. Sadly, I was the only survivor.
The Sodorians welcomed me into their community. When they found me, my brass body shimmered in the light, highlighting these intricate carvings of dragon scales. The lizard folk of Sodor held me in great esteem. My metal body was thought be a gift from Crom himself.
I have left the Island of Sodor and I am currently traveling on a vision quest. Someone tried to explain vision quests to me before. I didn’t understand all of it. I never have visions. I want visions. Maybe I had a vision before the shipwreck. Hell, I could have been a pretty princess named Vanessa Von Visionquest. I am excited to find my visions!