Riss' Drunken Ramblings
Riss spent the better part of a day at a bar deciphering his own drunken ramblings (recorded by his Comm. The more drinks he had, the more it made sense.
Means exactly what you think it means, but with a lightbulb. I reccomend bringing a tarp with ya.
I forgot what this one means, but I bet it has somethin' to do with your ability to handle a computer. I probably shouldn't have recorded my list of these while I was thirteen of twenty into the binge. My bad.
Yes, 12 o's are apparently required, according to drunk Riss. It's just a way of calling someone a dumbass.
There wasn't a definition on the tape, just notes that it's a fun and rude thing to call someone's mother. Thanks drunk-Riss. A+ work.
I'm pretty sure this is just drunk-Riss asking someone to consume alcohol with him, as it's shortly followed by several minutes of loud drinking before the next word.
Blow-torching the nines
drunk-Riss laughed uproariously after this one before a loud thunk sound was heard on the recorder. As I was sporting a sizeable knot on my head the next day, I'm going to assume drunk-Riss passed out here.
One day I woke up with a killer hangover, a knot on my forehead the size of a Sazakraht's paw, a bar bill the likes of which will probably put the bartender's kids through trade-school and a full recorder containing, as I put it "important language notes and insults". Let's see what we got.
This next one is just me laughing into the recorder for a solid minute and then describing it as when you meet a man who looks like a man, that looks like his mom. I guess it makes more sense in context.
After listening to the tape a couple of times, outside of getting a good laugh from it, I'm pretty sure there's nothing of value here. Might keep Gorgalaphus though. It actually is pretty fun to say.