Tea(Nana) Kit
(a.k.a. Kitty LaTush)
Physical Description
General Physical Condition
OLD
Body Features
- So much fuckin hair, don't get me started on my crotch
Facial Features
- my eyes look like they're barely open
Identifying Characteristics
- Tuxedo Cat, but so overgrown it's hard to tell the tux is there
Mental characteristics
Personal history
Kit Tea! Tea graduated bard college and used her magic to scam the shit out of as many rich men as she could by acting as a stripper named Kitty LaTush, placing charms on men so that she could take their money before moving on to the next. She lived comfortably like this for many years but after magic was turned off she was quickly arrested for accidentally killing someone and sent to a prison camp.
In the 2 years Tea spent locked up she studied various poisons plants and narcotics so she could pull off the perfect escape which according to her involved sleeping with 7 guards, drugging a attack pig, fighting a feral donkey, and doing a triple backflip off a cliff that was spewing lava all while carrying her puppy Muff'n.
After her escape she decided she wanted to reconnect with her only daughter Tina and make up for the time she wasted chasing money and selfish desires but unfortunately by the time she found her Tina’s life had already been claimed by a deadly plague a year before. All that was left for Tea was a letter that told her of her granddaughter Beez.
Since then she has been traveling with Beez and going by Nana while trying to find some easy ways to make money and looking forward to her 69th birthday that is only a month away.
(Mother, I wish we could turn back the years so I could tell you all the things I never got to. For one, I have a family of my own now. My husband was the leader of the colony and my daughter is a beautiful musician. However, lately she’s gotten involved with outlaws and I know you have experience in that world so my only request is that you look after her.
Although we will never get the chance to have a relationship, you can still be the mother to her I won’t be able to be. Make sure she always has a hot meal, give her dating advice, tell her the things we should have told each other, and if anyone hurts her. . . Well I’ll let you decide since you were always the best at getting away with murder.
I know we haven’t always gotten along but after my time ends you will be the only family she has left in this world and I don’t want her or you to be alone in it.
I forgive you, I’m sorry, and I love you mom.)
Gender Identity
Cis Female
Sexuality
Opportunist
Accomplishments & Achievements
- College Education, I fucking Graduated from Bardic College
- I was leader of a large stripper group (they're called a burlesque troupe)
- I experimented with poisons (did you know you can do that in DND?) and made a name for myself in the underground of Rifthold
- I also escaped from prison, multiple times (I have many stories)
Mental Trauma
- Years ago Tina and Tea got into a fight, Tina didn't want to keep traveling with her child, but Tea disagreed. "Tina, you have to experience the world, not just seclude yourself to one part." Tina looked down at her child, then back at Tea, "I can't keep doing this with you, if you can't settle down and be a part of me and my daughter's life, then I suppose we'll have to go our separate ways."
- My daughter died, and I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye to her. Such a preventable thing, the plague, but after the fall and outlaw of magic, illnesses and ailments that could have been cured in a night suddenly take too many lives, including my precious daughter.
Morality & Philosophy
- If it benefits her family, then it's good
- murder is not bad
Taboos
- that's a tough one, I don't know if I have any
Current Status
In Endovier
Age
68
Children
Pronouns
She/Her
Sex
Sure
Gender
Woman
Presentation
Feminine
Eyes
Green (Tired Looking)
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Tuxedo Cat but with grey tips because she's old and it's matted, looks like a shawl or coat
Height
3'5"
Weight
60 lbs
Belief/Deity
Agnostic
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