If you ask me, Humans are full of shit. They breed like rabbits, smell like donkey's ass, and they are LOUD! That being said, they might be full of shit but are the most pigheaded creature the Divine Tree ever created! And I mean that in a good way! You tell a dwarf that you'd like to have the piece of the moon and he'll tell you you're an idiot before flipping you off and going to get drunk. You ask a human though... Not only will he try to build an infinite ladder to reach the moon but when that fails, he's going to try to build a spell that'll drop the moon right out of the sky so he can actually reach it!
- Unknown Gnomish Bard
Scientific Name
Cedrus Centum Sex
Origin/Ancestry
Humanoid Family
Conservation Status
Least Concern
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