Brian

There are very few who even know about this deity. His religion seemingly vanished over night. Replaced by the God of Death. This is a general overview of the once prominent belief that came out of the town Puppington.
Brianism is a religion centered around the deity Brian, an unlikely messiah who embodies a humorous take on traditional religious narratives. The faith combines elements of parody and sincerity, promoting themes of kindness, forgiveness, and redemption, while also poking fun at religious rituals and miracles. 
The following is an overview:
Core Beliefs: Brian as the Messiah: Brian was born to the Virgin Barry and raised by Barry and Josephine. Though he led an ordinary life, he was believed by his followers to be the son of the One True God. Brian is an unassuming figure, humble and sometimes confused about his divine role, but his followers insist on his messianic nature.
Key Miracles: Feeding the 10,000 with just 2 snails and a biscuit. Curing the smell blind, restoring a man’s ability to smell. Walking under water (as opposed to walking on it). Turning alcohol into water (reversing the more well-known miracle). Feeding himself to his friends at the "Picnic of Betrayal," where he foreshadowed his death. Raising Lazarus from the undead.
Teachings: Brian’s primary message was to "be kind to each other." His teachings emphasize simplicity, kindness, and forgiveness. His disciples often overinterpret his words, looking for deeper meanings in his simple statements. Forgiveness is a central theme in Brianism, even extending to those who wrong him, like Goydus, his betrayer.
Crucifixion and Resurrection: Brian was betrayed by his disciple Goydus, leading to his crucifixion. Despite knowing his fate, Brian approached his death with a sense of calm and acceptance. After his death, Brian’s soul spent three days in "heck," where he confronted the devil Lariesh. Brian ultimately revivified himself and walked out of his tomb, much to the confusion of his followers.
Figures in Brianism:
Disciples: Nicodemis: A disciple who takes Brian’s simple words and overanalyzes them, turning even "be kind" into an existential philosophy.
Judithia: Initially frustrated by Brian’s peaceful nature, Judithia sought revolution but eventually accepted his message of forgiveness and peace.
Zamara: A disciple who focuses on Brian’s healing abilities, both physical and emotional.
Goydus: The disciple who betrayed Brian. After the betrayal, Goydus, overwhelmed by guilt, accidentally hangs himself while struggling with a noose.
The Devil: Lariesh: The devil figure in Brianism, Lariesh is the antagonist who battles Brian in the underworld after his crucifixion. Though menacing, Lariesh is no match for Brian’s calm resolve.
Religious Texts: The Book of Brian: This central text tells the story of Brian’s life, his miracles, his betrayal, crucifixion, and resurrection. It’s filled with moments of satire and humor but also emphasizes themes of kindness and forgiveness.
The Gospels: Each disciple of Brian has their own gospel, with different interpretations of his teachings. Some, like Nicodemis, over-intellectualize, while others, like Judithia, struggle with Brian’s simple message of peace.
The Epistles: Letters written by the disciples after Brian’s death, offering guidance to early followers. These epistles often reflect the confusion or humor that surrounds Brianism, with the disciples trying to reconcile their own expectations with Brian’s actual teachings.
Worship and Followers: Puppington: The town of Puppington, built on the site of Brian’s tomb, is the only place where Brianism is practiced. Its citizens hold Brian in high regard, believing in his divine message. Outside of Puppington, most people consider Brianism to be nonsense, dismissing it as a made-up religion or a joke. Worship
Practices: The followers of Brian practice kindness and forgiveness in their daily lives (allegedly), following Brian’s message. Their ceremonies often combine humor and reverence, celebrating Brian’s life with both earnest devotion and light-hearted fun.
Themes of Brianism: Kindness and Simplicity: Brian’s teachings are centered on the idea that kindness, even in small gestures, can transform the world. His followers often struggle to understand the simplicity of his message, looking for deeper meanings where there are none.
Forgiveness and Redemption: Brian’s forgiveness of Goydus and his calm acceptance of his fate are central to the faith. Redemption is always possible, even for those who have strayed far from the path.
Satire and Humor: While Brianism parodies religious traditions and stories, it also promotes sincere values. The humor comes from the absurdity of the miracles and the misunderstandings of the disciples, but it still carries an underlying message of compassion and forgiveness. Conclusion: Brianism is a playful yet meaningful religion that uses humor to explore traditional themes of faith, kindness, and redemption. Its combination of satire and sincerity allows followers to reflect on the importance of being good to one another, even as they laugh at the oddities of Brian’s life and miracles.