The Stone of Specifications

The Stone of Specifications is a stone created by Yhellel during his tournament, which took the form of a sword and parchment, granting its wielder incredible strength if they adhere to its absurd standards daily.

When the conditions for the stone's conditions are being chosen, roll percentile die or a d100 and select the result from below.

1. Must be wearing handcuffs
2. Must be wearing mithral armor
3. Must be wearing mithral ring
4. Must be in possesion of a demon horn
5. Must have eaten a cherry today
6. Must not have urinated today
7. Must have one eye closed
8. Must have been polymorphed within the last hour
9. Must have no pants on
10. Must have red painted nails
11. Must have purple painted nails
12. Must have black painted nails
13. Must have blue painted nails
14. Must be cursed
15. Must be blessed
16. Must have not used magic today
17. Must have a spear in inventory
18. Must have proficiency with dice
19. Must have seen a boar today
20. Must have your neck hidden
21. Must have your face hidden
22. Must have killed something today
23. Must have seen the moon today
24. Must have seen the sun today
25. Must have broken a shield today
26. Must have headbutted someone today
27. Must be holding less than 10gp
28. Must be holding more than 2gp
29. Must have a tie on the wrong way
30. Must have broken a bone today
31. Must have skipped the 3rd condition (it no longer counts toward the sword)
32. Must be hiding your upper lip
33. Must have made uncomfortable eye contact today
34. Must have skipped a rock 3 times exactly across water today
35. Must be wearing iron shoes
36. Must have seduced someone today
37. Must be wearing clothes meant for the opposite gender
38. Every item of clothing worn must be a different color
39. All clothes related conditions must not be fulfilled
40. Must have a religion related item on hand
41. Must have hair on your legs
42. Must have heard someone else say the words "not again!" today
43. Must have been in a different plane of existence today
44. Must have been a squirrel at some point today
45. Must have been a penguin at some point today
46. Must have performed the 10th condition first (if this is the 10th condition, this applies to the 9th)
47. Must have no healing items on your person
48. Must have had an existential crisis for at least 5 minutes today
49. Must have had an identity crisis for at least 5 minutes today
50. Must have admitted defeat to someone or something today
51. Must have died today (upon death, if this is a condition, the stones holder is brought back to life once)
52. Must have never died (if this and the previous condition are active at the same time, the previous one takes precedence)
53. Must be wearing some kind of crown
54. Must be wearing high heels
55. Must have seen one of the gods today
56. Must have eaten wolf meat today
57. Must have been poisoned today
58. Must have met a reptile today
59. Must have met a bird today
60. Must have met a mammal today
61. Must have met a fish today
62. Must have met an abnormal entity today
63. Must have brushed hair today
64. Must have cut hair today
65. Must have hit a person with glasses
66. Must have blown something up today
67. Must have pet a cat today
68. Must have tamed an animal today
69. Must have been in a bar fight today
70. Must have held a coconut today
71. Must have seen a female ladybug yesterday
72. Must have seen fire today
73. Must have touched lightning today
74. Must have seen water today
75. Must have been buried today
76. Must have won a game of cards today
77. Must have lost a game of cards today
78. Must have seen a dragon today
79. Must have seen another of Yhellel's stones today
80. Must be holding another of Yhellel's stones
81. Must have gotten a splinter today
82. Must be wearing a wooden helmet
83. Must have convinced someone that you don't have a nose today
84. Must have touched blood today
85. Must have made someone hate you today
86. Must have glass pants in inventory
87. Must have repaired an item today
88. Must have used rope today
89. Must have eaten something inedible today
90. Must have met a warlock today
91. Must have met a monk today
92. Must have met a barbarian today
93. Must have met a wizard today
94. Must have met a rogue today
95. Must have met a fighter today
96. Must have met a paladin today
97. Must have met an artificer today
98. Must have met a ranger today
99. Must have met a sorcerer today
100. Must have seen, eaten, and vomited an apple today

The Stone of Specifications changes its form automatically to a piece of parchment at midnight every day, with 10 different entries that are listed to the left written on it. The Stone stays a parchment until every entry is fulfilled, and upon completing all of them, the stone turns to a broadsword with a silver blade and black handle.

The Sword form of the Stone of Specifications are as follows:
+0 to hit
Instantly kills the target it hits.
Range 5ft

If any of the stone's conditions are undone in any way while it is already in sword form, it immediately reverts to parchment form with the incomplete conditions written on it.

Item type

Unique Artifact

The Stone of Specifications champion was a human fighter who wished to be capable of killing anything in one strike. He died 1 year later when he didn't have a weapon to fight with against an ogre ambush.