The Song: The Bastard of Lunhaster

The Bastard of Lunhaster
Oh The Bastard of Lunhaster

He fucked our wives
and ruined our lives
He the bastard of Lunhaster

He's got the face of a boar
He's no better than a whore
He's the bastard of Lunhaster

He stood backside in the war
He pisses on the poor
He's the bastard of Lunhaster

The Bastard of Lunhaster
Oh The Bastard of Lunhaster

He killed his own father
Twasn't even a bother
Never knew his mother,
But surely he'd smother 'er

OH he's the bastard of Lunhaster!