Slaard
(a.k.a. Chaos Incarnate)
The poster boy for goblins being stupid, greedy, little bastards, Slaard cares about one thing: Slaard. He will disobey orders, flee battlefields, stab allies in the back, lie, cheat, and steal to keep his neck out of trouble and his belly full and feel zero remorse about it afterward. Remorse requires reflection, a thing Slaard avoids. Somehow he ended up making a deal with a being of dark magic. He is not sure how, or who they were, or what the deal entailed. All he knows is he can do magic now. He does not even understand how it works, it just does what he wants sometimes, which is nice, he supposes.
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