Description
Tall, lean, and always well-groomed, Joe Bagels carries himself with the quiet confidence of a man used to being in control. His suits are simple but tailored, never flashy—he prefers to let his presence speak. His eyes miss nothing, and he has a subtle, unsettling smile that rarely fades. Despite the nickname, there’s nothing soft about him. Joe walks like a chess player moves pieces: deliberate, thoughtful, and always five steps ahead. He prefers to keep meetings civil, but no one forgets what happens when things get uncivil.Personality
Joe is calculating, composed, and ruthlessly pragmatic. He values order and loyalty above all else. Though not overtly cruel, he has no problem making hard decisions, and he expects others to do the same. In private, he’s known to have a dry wit and a surprising love for the arts—especially the theatre. He has a deep respect for intelligence and hates being underestimated.Habits
Attends one play a week, no matter the quality Eats a sesame bagel with lox every Sunday morning, hence the nickname Taps his ring twice on the table before speaking in meetings Keeps a private file on every major figure in his world—friends and enemies alikeHooks & Angles
Southside Architect: Joe is laying the groundwork for something bigger—a unified criminal empire that outlives him. The Sinners might be part of that plan… or a threat to it. Bagels & Blood: He’s trying to hold his organization together while newer, hungrier factions circle. If he slips, the whole thing falls apart. Loyal to a Fault: He believes deeply in the people around him—especially Chunk, Vinnie, and Richie. If one of them turns on him, it will hit hard. Haunted Deal: Rumors whisper that Joe made a pact with something unnatural during the war. He won’t talk about it, but there’s a reason he never goes near the lake at night.
Year of Birth
1908 CE
45 Years old
Birthplace
Queens, NY
Children
Eyes
Gray-blue and steady, sharp enough to unsettle
Hair
Black, kept short and swept back, just beginning to gray at the temples
Skin Tone/Pigmentation
Olive-toned, smooth-shaven with a long, narrow face and prominent cheekbones
Height
6'1"
Weight
175 lbs.
Belief/Deity
Cultural Catholic, mostly for appearances
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